Reliable Source: Internet addiction and Michael Bay

[wilsonscrazybed]

Reliable Source: Internet addiction and Michael Bay

This week on Reliable Source: internet addiction camps, hardcore gamers and Michael Bay.

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[WrongSprite]

Fatal Beating Therapy did make me chuckle, and I'm impressed by the rest too. Glad this is going to become a regular.

 

[Dogstile]

fatal beating therapy was hilarious

good work mate

 

[HardRockSamurai]

This report is insane!

[small]I mean who WOULDN'T want see a Cosby Show movie directed by Michael Bay?[/small]

 

[VoltySquirrel]

This is now #5 on my list of best features on the Escapist.

 

[Therumancer]

Amusing, seems like competition for Something Awful's front page.

 

[ben---neb]

You Sir are funny. Congratulations.

 

[Frizzle]

Not bad. I liked the fatal beating one. It did read like it was kinda rushed. I'll look forward to another installment.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I dare say this round is even better than the previous. Excellent writing, as always, and I'm looking forward to seeing more from it. Good work.

 

[hansari]

Encore! Encore!!

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

This is now #5 on my list of best features on the Escapist.

Awesome, you're #5 on my list too!

 

[Danny Ocean]

Reliable Source: Internet addiction and Michael Bay

This week on Reliable Source: internet addiction camps, hardcore gamers and Michael Bay.

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Hey, that's actually really good. +1 props from me!

 

[tehroc]

The scene: Early morning, quiet lake. Me and grampa in his boat, he shows me how to bait the hook. I look in awe as he makes a mighty cast, it sails through the air in slow motion. It hits the water with a violent explosion, water and flaming fish fly into the skies. Two Megan Fox's climb into the boat in slowmotion, specks of water glisten in their awesome cleavage, and begin to seduce gramps. A motorcycle jumps over the boat. The End.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Can't Michael Bay just make

Spoiler: this movie

and leave my childhood alone?

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

Just when I thought the Escapist couldn't get any better.

You guys throw this gem out at me. Great job.

 

[BloodRed Pixel]

I don´t know if cases where minors are beaten to death is exactly FUNNY!

I would call it CRUDE and while the notion "Fatal Beating Therapy" has the same Boot in the Face of Piety as "Endlösung".
There are limits you know.

How ever the shown SARCASM took the point. But Funny? No Sirs.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[joe_dracos]

"American scientists are already looking at FBT as a cure for other deviant childhood behavior such as hyperactivity (ADD), depression,..."

Huh... Its funny that the Escapist would risk a sever Defamation Lawsuit by publishing this statement.

1. ADD and Depression are not childhood ailments.
2. They are also not "Deviant behaviour", they are mood disorders.
3. While Clinical depression is a milder form of mood disorder, ADD can seriously effect a persons life if not treated. ADD can also cause a far worse mood disorder called Bipolar disorder (which is considered a fatal desease by most countries with proper medicare).

It is extremely prejugdicial (which is also considered illegal in most countries) to make such a claim in jest. Its like publishing racial slurs and expecting it to be "OK".

Would a fatal beating cure MS? Cause these deseases have WAY more incommon with MS then behavioral problems such as stealing or gang affiliation (which yes can point to behavioral problems).

I find it entirely offensive.

 

[Sparrow]

Wilson, continue to provide me with much of the same humour and I may get you a present.

I find it entirely offensive.

Do not say it... don't say it... ah, the hell with it.

Would you like some cheese with your whine? (Sorry if I offended any alcoholics)