Reliable Source: Pirates, Sex and Spoilers

[wilsonscrazybed]

Reliable Source: Pirates, Sex and Spoilers

We reveal the winner of the console war! Hint: It isn?t you.

Read Full Article

 

[Sparrow]

Wait, Croc eats Joker at the-? Wait a tic... I don't even own that game.

 

[ben---neb]

The best one yet.

"What's 1000% of six?" Legend.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Wait, Croc eats Joker at the-? Wait a tic... I don't even own that game.

Please tell me that was a satirical joke. I can't play the game until the 15th cause of the fucking PC delay, so I will be VERY upset. As in FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Rage mad.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

We hope the SexBox will go a long way to heal the past and provide an atmosphere of dignity and maturity as only a machine dedicated to masturbation can offer.

Legendary line.

WOMAN FIRED FOR SHOUTING IN EMAILS

Please God let that become a criminal offence. If I get one more email from my boss saying,

"ITS TIME FOR US TO GET SELLING TO THE CUSTOMER'S!!!!!!"

I swear I will go postal.

 

[j0z]

We hope the SexBox will go a long way to heal the past and provide an atmosphere of dignity and maturity as only a machine dedicated to masturbation can offer.

Wow, just wow, that line will go down in history.
And besides, I thought that if you put Mass Effect into your 360 it becomes the "S*xBox". Microsoft should sue!

 

[Beeple]

I don't think I'll ever be able to type without making aeroplane noises now.

 

[Ibanez887]

I dont know how to reply to this anymore
Reality makes no sense to me because of this

 

[LTK_70]

Oh man, that article on pirates was brilliant. It reminds me of Pratchett's portrayal of the Thieves' Guild. Ten points!

 

[Zedzero]

Wait, Croc eats Joker at the-? Wait a tic... I don't even own that game.

Please tell me that was a satirical joke. I can't play the game until the 15th cause of the fucking PC delay, so I will be VERY upset. As in FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Rage mad.

Well someone's mother is dieing then with a blunt kitchen utensil.

 

[Fightgarr]

The Michigan Judge is known as a partisan anti-spoiler movement member. He allegedly had his colleague fired for saying the judges sandwich dies at the end of lunch hour. The judge apparently responded 'Aw come on! I wasn't even halfway through the tutorial!"

 

[Nimbus]

Croc eats Joker at the end of Arkham Asylum

This better not be true.

*glare*

EDIT: Well look at that. I found a blunt kitchen utensil.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

"...only a machine dedicated to masturbation can offer."

Wasn't your pc enough for that? Well, I believe they should make a controller that can be held with one hand, since the other one will be... occupied o.0

 

[rpspartin]

oky i have just started reading this articule so can some one please tell me if this is made up or not i have no idea.

 

[Srkkl]

Please tell me that court case thing was a joke.

 

[cambodiancam]

Lulz nice article, I actually believed the sexbox thing. And no all the information is false everyone.. Except of course the brutal reality it portrays sarcastically.

 

[Korey Von Doom]

Lulz nice article, I actually believed the sexbox thing. And no all the information is false everyone.. Except of course the brutal reality it portrays sarcastically.

Well actually most of them are based on real news, like the SexBox is an actual idea a company might come out with.

 

[AvsJoe]

Well, with Batman...

Spoiler

Joker is actually Batman's Father. And Penguin is the Mother.

Really? What a twist! I hope M. Night Shamalan (I now there's a Y in there somewhere) is taking notes.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Only time will tell if the Sexbox will emerge on the paradise end of the uncanny valley...