Reliable Source: The Bible, Reality and Snipers

[wilsonscrazybed]

Reliable Source: The Bible, Reality and Snipers

Tim Langdell to appear on Dancing with the Stars?

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[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

 

[Emphraim]

Another brilliant issue. Sadly, i know a few people who would actually think a guy in power armor with a sniper prop is an actual terrorist if they saw him.

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

You're not the only one.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

You're most certainly not alone.

 

[Terramax]

The 'Vatican Priest Pitches Religious MMO' feature is pure genius.

 

[DogofRaw]

Like all the best comedy, this is funny because it is so close to some peoples version of reality.

 

[Strategia]

Can I join an overseas correspondence course for that fictional firearms degree?

 

[lostclause]

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

You're not alone. Is that a serious idea?

 

[VitusPrime]

"By coincidence, a degree in Fictional Firearms is being offered by the University of Washington next semester."

Do want

 

[Emphraim]

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

You're not alone. Is that a serious idea?

It was a serious idea proposed by an Eastern Orthodox priest. But his version of a religious MMOPRG was boring and seemed to be propaganda where praying more equaled power.

 

[lostclause]

Is it wrong that I really, really want to play that Bible game now?

You're not alone. Is that a serious idea?

It was a serious idea proposed by an Eastern Orthodox priest. But his version of a religious MMOPRG was boring and seemed to be propaganda where praying more equaled power.

Wow, extreme version of grind. Press A to kneel. B to pray. Hold X to continue doing so for hours on end.
I wonder if anyone would actually do that. A religiously themed mmo could be fun, something along the lines of Hellblazer or something. Then again, that's probably not what the priest wants.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Hold X to continue doing so for hours on end.

Or in the spirit of Yahtzee, "Press X not to sin."

 

[lostclause]

Hold X to continue doing so for hours on end.

Or in the spirit of Yahtzee, "Press X not to sin."

Put it on a t-shirt, we'll split the royalties.
Anyway, this sounds like something marketed to puritans, something which allows them to play games but not have any fun.

 

[El Poncho]

When he explained the Bible game I thought sure won't hurt anybody, then he mentioned stoning homosexuals.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

So the people who live next to Bungie Studios don't know a thing about Halo, how Ironic.

 

[Phyroxis]

Why did I not foresee Sarah Palin's involvement with The Tester? She's obviously crazy enough.

 

[Gerazzi]

I want to learn origami now.

Funny and informative issue, as always.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I just want whatever you were drinking when you came up with the Japanese island of Sudokuo. Madder than a bottle of chips.

 

[Andronicus]

Loved the article about the origami, truly amazing stuff. Looking forward to the next instalment in Reliable Source! Does Reliable Source come out on a weekly basis on a certain day(s), or is it just when the writer feels like it? If so, when? I want to know when to mark my calender.

 

[Fightgarr]

While only speculations have been made, sources say that Langdell may copyrighting the colours themselves. He reportedly stated "Purple is everyone's favorite flavor anyway, so I feel this is a good step." While no one exactly know what he was talking about it is believed that he intends to sue small independent dance troupes for looking at the colour purple.