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The Youtube channel xXx_Swiggity$w@gSam666_xXx has been caught funneling its ad revenue to ISIS today, a direct violation of Google Community Guidelines.
"I'd really like to thank all 27 of my subscribers for making this dream come true. Thanks to you guys, we've been able to raise 39 cents to give to the Islamic State and help fund their mission of making a global caliphate. Remember to keep smashing that like button, commenting on the video below and subscribing to the channel. I'll see you guys later and remember, every little bit helps fund the fight against the Western infidels," said Sam, requesting to keep his IRL name anonymous so that his mother doesn't find out of his recent entrepreneurial endeavors.
Sam talked about his MLG work schedule as well as the troubles that come with e-fame on Youtube.
"My daily content of Minecraft tutorials, Call of Duty trolling montages, reaction videos to other Youtubers and other let's play related content have been instrumental in helping me acquire all of my subscribers. Most of them go to my middle school, I basically kept asking them to check out my new gaming channel and to tell all their friends about it. I've been trying to do collaboration videos with Pewdiepie, Markiplier and other big names but I guess I scared them off with my super edgy commentary of telling people to kill themselves and calling them faggots."
"It's not easy living the life of a hot gaming celebrity lifestyle like mine. I have to make sure that I'm on top of what's going on in the gaming and meme world to make sure my commentary is the dankest online. Making sure that I don't wake up my family by screaming at the game, even if it's justified, is quite a difficult task. I keep telling mom to buy me soundproof foam but she says that I'd have to buy it myself! I also have to make sure that the CIA doesn't hack into me but that's an easier obstacle; I'm hiding behind, like, 20 firewalls and proxies. They'll never find me," said Sam.
At the very least, Sam promises to save his virginity not for any other players' mothers but for the 72 virgins he will totally 'bang' when he dies.
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The Youtube channel xXx_Swiggity$w@gSam666_xXx has been caught funneling its ad revenue to ISIS today, a direct violation of Google Community Guidelines.
"I'd really like to thank all 27 of my subscribers for making this dream come true. Thanks to you guys, we've been able to raise 39 cents to give to the Islamic State and help fund their mission of making a global caliphate. Remember to keep smashing that like button, commenting on the video below and subscribing to the channel. I'll see you guys later and remember, every little bit helps fund the fight against the Western infidels," said Sam, requesting to keep his IRL name anonymous so that his mother doesn't find out of his recent entrepreneurial endeavors.
Sam talked about his MLG work schedule as well as the troubles that come with e-fame on Youtube.
"My daily content of Minecraft tutorials, Call of Duty trolling montages, reaction videos to other Youtubers and other let's play related content have been instrumental in helping me acquire all of my subscribers. Most of them go to my middle school, I basically kept asking them to check out my new gaming channel and to tell all their friends about it. I've been trying to do collaboration videos with Pewdiepie, Markiplier and other big names but I guess I scared them off with my super edgy commentary of telling people to kill themselves and calling them faggots."
"It's not easy living the life of a hot gaming celebrity lifestyle like mine. I have to make sure that I'm on top of what's going on in the gaming and meme world to make sure my commentary is the dankest online. Making sure that I don't wake up my family by screaming at the game, even if it's justified, is quite a difficult task. I keep telling mom to buy me soundproof foam but she says that I'd have to buy it myself! I also have to make sure that the CIA doesn't hack into me but that's an easier obstacle; I'm hiding behind, like, 20 firewalls and proxies. They'll never find me," said Sam.
At the very least, Sam promises to save his virginity not for any other players' mothers but for the 72 virgins he will totally 'bang' when he dies.