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Electronic Arts has announced that it will now start releasing all games in an episodic format, specifically in 15 minute increments.
"We want to brand ourselves as new, cooler conglomerate. We want to appeal to the new core market of mobile users because everyone has phones that they whip out whenever Uncle Bob's racist rants against Obama start. Our content will be able to enjoyed in shorter and shorter bursts that will be able to be enjoyed by all" said Peter O'Reilly, Senior Marketing Director.
When asked if this will go back on their promise to be kinder to PC users, O'Reilly rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"Do you really think we want those NEET's tainting our image as a good company? If we wanted people to rage and ***** over numbers on their computer screen, we'd go and read the World of Warcraft forums. Here's a free business tip for all PC gamers; Valve's got you by the balls and having a higher screen resolution won't get you a girlfriend."
"This is the first stage of our corporate strategy. I personally hope that we release all of our gaming content in 15 second increments. As the human attention span goes down the toilet, this will give us a chance to be able to keep players long-term. I'm pretty sure there's not a law against this so this gets the EA corporate seal of approval" said O'Reilly.
While this is new business venture does have its definite drawbacks, the motto for EA has always been to challenge everything, including their consumer patience
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99INnnaMHFE>Source
-TACO News: Like Jesus, Comes and Goes
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Electronic Arts has announced that it will now start releasing all games in an episodic format, specifically in 15 minute increments.
"We want to brand ourselves as new, cooler conglomerate. We want to appeal to the new core market of mobile users because everyone has phones that they whip out whenever Uncle Bob's racist rants against Obama start. Our content will be able to enjoyed in shorter and shorter bursts that will be able to be enjoyed by all" said Peter O'Reilly, Senior Marketing Director.
When asked if this will go back on their promise to be kinder to PC users, O'Reilly rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"Do you really think we want those NEET's tainting our image as a good company? If we wanted people to rage and ***** over numbers on their computer screen, we'd go and read the World of Warcraft forums. Here's a free business tip for all PC gamers; Valve's got you by the balls and having a higher screen resolution won't get you a girlfriend."
"This is the first stage of our corporate strategy. I personally hope that we release all of our gaming content in 15 second increments. As the human attention span goes down the toilet, this will give us a chance to be able to keep players long-term. I'm pretty sure there's not a law against this so this gets the EA corporate seal of approval" said O'Reilly.
While this is new business venture does have its definite drawbacks, the motto for EA has always been to challenge everything, including their consumer patience
<a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99INnnaMHFE>Source
-TACO News: Like Jesus, Comes and Goes