REPORT: Facebook Group Forces Obama's Retirement with Witty Image Macros

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Today, President Obama has announced his retirement from the office of the president after seeing negative pictures on the Facebook group Extremely Pissed off RIGHT Wingers 2, a well-spoken and thoroughly researched critic of the Obama administration.

"Let me be clear, those were some of the dankest memes I've seen in my seven years of presidency. I can deal with a lot of stress but the way that Facebook user totally destroyed the Democratic platform in one picture has me so shaken up that I can no longer confidently lead this country. See, I could dox this person with the full military and intelligence force of the United States but I like to think I'm a better person. Instead, I'll just drone strike them in their sleep and face the charges later. I'm famous, the police won't shoot me... I hope" said Obama.

Numerous comments on the post range from users going "ayy lmao" to asking whether or not they can now finally use the "N-word" to describe Obama and his presidency without being labeled as racist.

Hours after the image went up, Hillary Clinton announced she will not be running for the Democratic nomination and that she will now go back to her rightful place in the kitchen. Rumors are also swirling that Bernie Sanders has shaved his head and joined a rogue Scientologist cult somewhere in Arkansas. It is also said on Twitter that the Black Lives Matter movement has now voluntarily labeled itself a hate group and will now bow down to whatever "master wants."

Political analyists are now saying that this could be the "Trump Hump" and could lead to a Donald Trump presidency, once again showing that the US has no shame in what it does anymore. Stay tuned to the many celebratory tea parties throughout the country as the day goes.

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Do we know who was responsible? Because I heard it was this guy:


And if it was that guy...this is just the beginning...maybe...
 

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They warned us about Weaponized Memes, but we didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

Now it's too late, it's only a matter of time before our overlord Sir Pepe of Frog rules over us with an iron amphibious hand.
 

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Zontar said:
Now it's too late, it's only a matter of time before our overlord Sir Pepe of Frog rules over us with an iron amphibious hand.

And his wrath shall be long and filled with hardships....

Like my dick, ayyyyy lmao
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
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Wht does that slogan remind me of Danny Phantom right now?

OT: Dammit... I was hoping for Kanye to step in, interrupt Obama's speech, and then say that he would be running against Trump during the 2016 elections...