So, if we jerk off fervently enough, we'll save those penguins in that front page article? Get cracking people, every knuckle child your fire off saves a penguin child!
Oh man suicide girls, hate the name but all them tattoed ladies with pink hair and nose piercings and stuff.... Too bad im mister basic straight laced guy with no tatoos and wouldnt be their type in real life! Its allright my lonely tears can cool the globe to offset.Parasondox said:How do YOU know what under water sex is like?Thyunda said:Water doesn't lubricate anything. That's why sex underwater is such a nightmare.PsychicTaco115 said:What if rain is just God's lube?Superbeast said:Turns out they weren't talking about rain.
*silently judging your and aroused*
I blame them damn lesbians too. Being all free, sexy and hot. DAMN YOU "I Feel Myself", "Subby Girls", "Suicide Girls", "Karbo's Strapless Dildo", "Girls out West". ALL OF YOU!!Fieldy409 said:Its not my fault its those damn lesbians! Being all sexy and stuff! How dare the lesbians do this to the enviroment!
Lesbians. Hwaaaaagh.
Also, every time you fap, you are using the universes energy and bringing the heat death of the universe slightly closer.
Don't judge me.