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Ken Sapp

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rickardo said:
Hey guys imagine for a minute that an alien race came to earth wanting to destroy us (for whatever reason) and we were given one chance to save it by chosing a spokesperson to convince them that we should live who would you choose?

I personally would vote for stephen fry.
Screw that, I'm voting for Christopher Walken.
 

baconsarnie

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my initial thought was brian blessed but having been beaten to it as well as christopher lee, erm ...
hugo weaving, the only near match for christopher lee in terms of having played kick-ass characters
 

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Well, all my original picks have been taken so I'm gonna go for David Tenant and hope they've watched Dr. Who and mistaken it for a reality TV show.

Of course, the chances of the plan working are about a billion to one but stranger things have happened.
 

Mr.Mattress

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Chuck Norris! If he can't win the aliens with words, he can beat them with round house kicks!
 

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Sassafrass said:
Well, all my original picks have been taken so I'm gonna go for David Tenant and hope they've watched Dr. Who and mistaken it for a reality TV show.

Of course, the chances of the plan working are about a billion to one but stranger things have happened.
I smiled, but just to reinforce.

Samuel L. Jackson/Morgan Freeman/Christopher Lee and maybe Tom Hanks.

He's a WW2 Vet, been to the Moon, 'Nam Vet, Multi-Millionaire, Toy and much, much more!
 

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It seems the word "representative" has in this thread as much to do with representation, as in politics.
 

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Dorian6 said:
John Stewart
HAHAHAHAHAH! Jon Stewart would be really awesome to be a representative of Earth.

I'm really not sure with this question though, I mean it would have to be someone really smart and not just really fit. Maybe Stephen Hawking or someone like that.

PS: I swear if someone says Chuck Norris...
 

KaZZaP

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Joe Rogan, he would welcome them and try to be friends. If they try to pull something he can slap them in a triangle.
 

Nalesnik

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Carl Sagan.

Of course, we'd have to resurrect or clone him, but I'll leave the details to someone else.
 

SoranMBane

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Stephen Hawking, definitely. We need a representative that can converse with the aliens on an intellectual level that's as close to their own as possible. If that fails to persuade them, however, we'll have no choice but to bring out Earth's other great physicist; Gordon Freeman.
 

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probably already been said, chuck Norris.... he just walks to mars, hes probably already friends with them / had sex with there leaders wife.

Dimensional Vortex said:
PS: I swear if someone says Chuck Norris...
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

but to be honest i have no damn idea, all would screw up somehow. Mabie Stephen Hawking, or just for lols Britney spears.... it would just be interesting to see what the hell happens.
 

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Sassafrass said:
Well, all my original picks have been taken so I'm gonna go for David Tenant and hope they've watched Dr. Who and mistaken it for a reality TV show.
Make them think they'll catch contagious stupidity like everyone else to pop by? We'd be stuffed if they ever thought of jsut shooting him.
 

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My Fallout: New Vegas character because he has 100 speech.

Wow I just sounded like a fuggin nerd there.

Whatever, I saved the planet. It's worth it!
 

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Patrick Stewart.

Nice guy, distinguished, technologically up-to-date for the most part, and HE'S FUCKING PATRICK FUCKING STEWART.
 

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Definitely Charlie Sheen, HE'S SHEENVINCIBLE! What alien species couldn't be charmed by this face?!

Hell even if he managed to screw it up he could just tell a couple jokes from the writers of two and half men. Those guys write great jokes....*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*