I hear the communist party is holding a finance seminar to try and woo the young conservatives away from THEIR party! Shocking!
I hear the Green party has organized hoodlum gangs to ambush welfare moms, steal their food stamps, and mail them back to the government to become more hip to their base. (Half the stamps will be mailed via the post office to assist the government. The other half via Fedex and UPS to help the economy.)
I hear the Green party has organized hoodlum gangs to ambush welfare moms, steal their food stamps, and mail them back to the government to become more hip to their base. (Half the stamps will be mailed via the post office to assist the government. The other half via Fedex and UPS to help the economy.)