Resident Evil Netflix Series Is Actually Happening...

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And it sounds like shit.


When the Wesker kids move to New Raccoon City, the secrets they uncover might just be the end of everything. Resident Evil, a new live action series based on Capcom’s legendary survival horror franchise, is coming to Netflix.




Oh Capcom, wwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy? Nobody on any side of the industry does not care getting it right.

 

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"When the Wesker kids"

From zero to suck in four words. That has to be some sort of record.
So is this a prequel or something or are we going with "Resident Evil: The Next Generation" here?

I mean, it sounds stupid regardless, like they're trying to rip off Stranger Things. And when I say "It sounds stupid", keep in mind I saw like 3 of the movies before giving up on those for being really dumb, so it's not like I'm unaware of how bad this can get.

Not to mention the whole "Squeaky Voiced Midget Napoleon" thing from the games, just to name an example.
 

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Resident Evil as a series has always been written as if it were fanfiction for itself so it's amazing they keep coming up with ways of embarrassing themselves.
 

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The... t-the Wesker kids? Fucking REALLY!?

Of all the actually established characters fans might want to see, we're going with the Wesker kids? Is this going to be somekind of CW shit?
 
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...If this isn't some sort of cooky Scooby Doo type series with the Wesker kids, aided by one of those monster dogs or even better Mr. X, goes on wacky adventures uncovering Umbrella Corps. shenenigans I will be severely disappointed.
 

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Does this mean that the legendary Jake Muller is making his return to the series?

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Does this mean that the legendary Jake Muller is making his return to the series?
Unfortunately, no. These are Wesker's, never mentioned daughters. They're really trying to turn Wesker in to the RE equivalent of Dio.
 

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I love how that clip in the first post calls it a TRASH series...as if RE hasn't been trash from the start.

The video game line is a parody adaptation of TRASH zombie films. And the film series is an adaptation of THAT adaptation of trash zombie films, and surprise surprise, they are trash.

So I mean really RE fans, the fuck were you expecting? Of course it's going to be trash, that's kind of baked into the foundation of the franchise.

The question is will it be GOOD trash or not? That remains to be seen.
 

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I love how that clip in the first post calls it a TRASH series...as if RE hasn't been trash from the start.

The video game line is a parody adaptation of TRASH zombie films. And the film series is an adaptation of THAT adaptation of trash zombie films, and surprise surprise, they are trash.

So I mean really RE fans, the fuck were you expecting? Of course it's going to be trash, that's kind of baked into the foundation of the franchise.

The question is will it be GOOD trash or not? That remains to be seen.

As much truth as that is, the Resident Evil games are fun trash for the most part. I can see where Score PN is coming from. Though he's way more passionate for the series than I am. I remember Movie Bob was one of the first to start the whole Resident Evil story always sucked and was trash before his Escapists days. He actually got backlash for that. Granted, I was one of the people that disagree with him, because the Resident Evil films are way worse. All live action films are bad fanfics as far as I'm concerned. He claimed that they're better than a game story-wise, but that is just so untrue. As the years went on, most fans realize that the story is entertaining, yet great trash overall, but you're still going to get a few that thinks every story was somewhere near a masterpiece.
 
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That's much truth as that is, the Resident Evil games are fun trash for the most part. I can see where Score PN is coming from. Though he's way more passionate for the series than I am. I remember Movie Bob was one of the first to start the whole Resident Evil story always sucked and was trash before his escape his days. He actually got backlash for that. Granted, I was one of the people that disagree with himm, because the Resident Evil films are way worse. All live action films are bad fanfics as far as I'm concerned. He claimed that they're better than a game story-wise, but that is just so untrue. As the years went on, most fans realize that the story is entertaining be great trash overall, but you're still going to get a few that thinks every story was somewhere near masterpiece.
The disconnect lies in the RE games being fun trash... to play through. Actually watching a movie version of RE2 or RE4 wouldn't really work at all. In those games the cutscenes (the story) also granted you a reprieve from the tense, atmospheric gameplay - It was always fun see Leon or whoever be a big doofus in a cutscene, not only because it was just fun, but also because the silliness eased some of the tension from being chased by crazed villagers or Mr. X. The clear distinction between gameplay and cutscene actually works in those games' favour.
 

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The disconnect lies in the RE games being fun trash... to play through. Actually watching a movie version of RE2 or RE4 wouldn't really work at all. In those games the cutscenes (the story) also granted you a reprieve from the tense, atmospheric gameplay - It was always fun see Leon or whoever be a big doofus in a cutscene, not only because it was just fun, but also because the silliness eased some of the tension from being chased by crazed villagers or Mr. X. The clear distinction between gameplay and cutscene actually works in those games' favour.
I disagree to an extent. An adaption of re1, 2, or 3 could work. All they have to do is use the games or the SD Perry novels as influence. George Romero almost had it with his original script of re1. Sure there was some weird changes: Chris was native American for some reason and he worked on a farm and was not part of Stars, but they had the mansion, and the lab and everything. His script even had the sharks, hunters, and the chimera. Romero even looked at the game himself before starting the script. This guy directed the Japanese commercials for Resident Evil 2 and it shows. And the producers toss aside his script because they "couldn't get it.". I would take Remero a billion times over Anderson.
 
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Are the Wesker kids going to have powers? Sunglasses? Laser-beam eyes?
 

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I mean it is one of the most milked franchises in one of the most milked genres in existence and full of cliched, cringey character development, so that sounds about right actually.
 

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I read the thread title, and was going to make a snarky comment about hoping they'd be as good as the movies.

And they've totally undermined that.
 

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I hope they drive around in a van solving mysteries. Mutant dog is optional.
I'd say less optional and more a requirement. Plus I had an image in my head of one of the Wesker gang turning a corner and coming across a tentacled monster, and just puts their hand on their hips and goes "Oh Mr. Wesker".
 

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I am trying to imagine "Total Global Saturation!" Wesker in a committed and loving relationship and as a loving father:
- Welcome home, honey! How was your day?
- Oh you know, just regular work stuff. That mole thing I talked about? We got stuck in our lab overrun by zombies and I had STARS by the throat, but the higher ups screwed it all up.
- Well, why don't you go upstairs and play with your daughters and I'll call for you when the turkey is done?
- Your the best, baby. Oh, and the Salazars invited us over to their castle for BBQ next weekend, we should probably go.
Kinda like Red Death from the Venture Bros.