Review: Naughty Bear

John Funk

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Review: Naughty Bear

The teddy bears had a picnic, but they didn't invite Naughty Bear. So he murdered them all.

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Sparrow

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Hmm. I was hoping for more than this. Seems it's a bit generic in lots of ways.
 

Andronicus

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I saw the teaser, and it looked extremely generic from the outset. Actually, much of what Funk said comes as a surprise to me, as I had actually thought the game looked worse than what he made it out to be. I still won't be buying it though.
 

Jared

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Something to look at if its a slow month, and nothing else out...as well as when tis cheaper. A fun title, but, not something im going to run on out to purchase, so to speak
 

dex-dex

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the games looks generic but nothing is cuter when a psychopath bear goes and kills his fellow bears

as a child it is how i wanted the care bears to actually act not just put out evil with lovely crap!
 

SomeBritishDude

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Maybe I'm just wrong in the head but...this isn't nearly violent enough. I was expecting something on the level of Happy Tree Friends, this is just a bit tame for a game that revolves around violence.

The only thing that made me interested in this game doesn't look all that great.
 

Unhappy Crow

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Sad. Even though I wasn't looking forward to this game, it sure is getting a lot of negative reviews. This is definitely something for achievements/trophy collecters to play during their break.
 

Boxinatorizore

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I have decided, I will but this game for all my children... not that I have any, but when I do, I will buy them this and raise them right.
 

copycatalyst

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Seems like Manhunt but with teddy bears. A sort of Bearhunt, if you will. In fact, they should have called it Bearhunt and put it in a bright orange box with a guy in forest camo on the front. It would have sold millions!
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I smelled suck from the first trailer...

My radar's not perfect, but I saw the rest of 505 Games' (the publisher of NB) lineup on the shelf.

Naval Assault. Morph-X. Crap. Crap.
 

ThreeKneeNick

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Points for realizing that evil is some times fun. The laying traps, scaring and going insane thing kinda reminded me of Ghost Master, which is a game where you scare mortals with ghosts to make them perform tasks and solve puzzles for you.
 

Timbydude

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Call me crazy, but I just never found humor in the whole "cute woodland animals die in horrific ways" thing.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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John Funk said:
Review: Naughty Bear

The teddy bears had a picnic, but they didn't invite Naughty Bear. So he murdered them all.

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Yeah... that looks like a nice, cheap download, not a nealry full retail.

By the way, is somebody else going to review the multiplayer?
 

William Dickbringer

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I smelled suck from the first trailer...

My radar's not perfect, but I saw the rest of 505 Games' (the publisher of NB) lineup on the shelf.

Naval Assault. Morph-X. Crap. Crap.
from the trailer? I smelled suck with the name of the title
 

Samsont

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Man, I was looking forward to this but now... Well I might get it when people start returning it so I can get it cheap. It may not be worthy of being called a good full game, it still seems like a good way to pass the time, and get some laughs while you're at it :)