Riddle Me This

[Cherry Cola]

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I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

And.

That one is so bloody easy...

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I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

and

*edit: damn ninja'd

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I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

and

You guys are

It was caterpillar.

I almost pissed myself laughing, partly the picture, partly because I was thinking something along the same lines, except I would have been thinking 'giraffe'.

Glad to hear you enjoyed it

 

[Fritzvalt]

The man who bought it, doesn't want it.
The man who made it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
What is it?

 

[corporate_gamer]

What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

Man

crawls on all fours as a baby

walks on two legs during most of his life

Uses a cane during old age

But he is talking about the time of day, not stages of life.

There is this fancy thing called a metaphor...

The reason so many people know the answer to this is because it is 2000+ years old. It is in the story of Oedipus.

And it is most delightfully mocked a book by Terry Prachett; Pyramids, no?

 

[Buck Wilde]

What is small, white, and round, can light up a room, and feed a hundred hungry people? By the way, I have no clue what the answer is, someone asked it (it doesnt matter where) and no one can figure it out, idk if they tried or not but still...

 

[Zorg Machine]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

a gremlin before it goes green and nasty

the bed?

 

[Deadpewl]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

a fire

the truck

 

[Psypherus]

What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?

A fat person with a small head

 

[crudus]

No and No you didn't. There is a single answer to this riddle and it is stupid. Your a thought process and you have to figure it out. There is only one answer and this is an old one. I got like 10 of these riddles lol.

Is "Dead Body in a Room" a movie or a book(or other type of media)? Or are you just using bad grammar (this being the internet I am not surprised). If the latter is correct then the link applies. If the former is true then the link applies because there is no real answer. In either case I am still right.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.

A tomato, a turnip, and a pumpkin are on the bed of a truck. The truck approaches a sharp curve. What's the first to drop?

Fire
None of them drop, they are on the bed of the truck.
And mine:
I have a mouth but cannout speak,
I have a bed but cannot sleep
I canrun but I cannot walk.
What am I?

 

[KValentine]

You either work hard to save it, or have fun killing it.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

The man who bought it, doesn't want it.
The man who made it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
What is it?

A coffin

You either work hard to save it, or have fun killing it.

Time

 

[RagnorakTres]

What is big at the bottom, little at the top and has ears?

A fat person with a small head

Nope, sorry.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

the year will be the same... upside down.

very good.

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?

One, yourself.

 

[Psypherus]

There is a puddle of water and a Dead Body in a Room. What happened?

The answer you are looking for is "he hung himself by standing on an ice block waiting for it to melt" but the answer could easily be: a water pipe broke, the killer spilled his glass of water, the killer stabbed him with an ice sickle, etc.

Wrong on all accounts. Keep guessing lol.

No, because your ridden is ambiguous and open ended. I satisfied the conditions of your riddle and therefore correct on all accounts. Why is this the second time I have had to link <a href=http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_that_end_in_gry.png>this?

You had to link to that twice cause people are stupid?

 

[Sir_Tor]

I got one or two

First one: A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water but instead the bartender pulled up a gun and aimed it at him. The man said "Thank you." And walked out again.
Why?

Second: John lives on the eleventh floor but everyday when he takes the elevator he presses 9 and walks rest of the way.
Why? And no it's not for the exrecise..

 

[Hristo Petrov]

You dream that you are sitting by a bar the man to your left orders you a drink and tells you to drink it or he will punch you in the face and then the man to your right tells you that if you drink it he will punch you in the face What will you do to avoid being punched ?
(you are unarmed the two men are larger and stronger than you and the place is locked so you cant run)

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Warning: IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!

I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

But "and" comes before astrona-OH DAMN IT!

But you should do aardvark instead of astronaut, just saying

 

[mugetsu37]

I got one or two

First one: A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water but instead the bartender pulled up a gun and aimed it at him. The man said "Thank you." And walked out again.
Why?

The guy had the hiccups.

What is small, white, and round, can light up a room, and feed a hundred hungry people? By the way, I have no clue what the answer is, someone asked it (it doesnt matter where) and no one can figure it out, idk if they tried or not but still...

A rich man

 

[THEMILKMAN]

What is your quest?

To find the Holy Grail?

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You dream that you are sitting by a bar the man to your left orders you a drink and tells you to drink it or he will punch you in the face and then the man to your right tells you that if you drink it he will punch you in the face What will you do to avoid being punched ?
(you are unarmed the two men are larger and stronger than you and the place is locked so you cant run)

Talk to the two of them and find out why they want yo punch you for ridiculous reasons. Then try to kindly talk them out of their foolishness?