Robot Chicken's Humping Robot Made Yours to Own
Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects.
As one of the most memorable characters from the Emmy-Award winning cartoon, action figure [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Chicken].
Of course, it wouldn't be Humping Robot if it could not complete its primary directive, which is why it comes complete with "actual humping action." Thanks to a winding spring, your new plastic friend can lovingly violate just about anything it can get its cold, lifeless hands on. I'm sure you folks will think of something.
There's currently no price set for what could possibly be the best toy ever, but SOTA expects to release it in April 2009. Now all we need is for the guys at Penny-Arcade to release a Fruit F***** [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/6/4/fruit-saga-part-1/] toy and our robotic fantasies could be complete.
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Soon, you too can own a robot whose only function is to violently slam its pelvis into inanimate objects.
Of course, it wouldn't be Humping Robot if it could not complete its primary directive, which is why it comes complete with "actual humping action." Thanks to a winding spring, your new plastic friend can lovingly violate just about anything it can get its cold, lifeless hands on. I'm sure you folks will think of something.
There's currently no price set for what could possibly be the best toy ever, but SOTA expects to release it in April 2009. Now all we need is for the guys at Penny-Arcade to release a Fruit F***** [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/6/4/fruit-saga-part-1/] toy and our robotic fantasies could be complete.
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