Rudy Giuliani tries his hand at pedophilia, pranked by Borat

Agema

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Sure, but we also have people who claim to have seen the actual movie saying no, he really was grabbing his dick.
I'm also slightly curious why he's lying down on the bed. Most people can tuck their shirts in standing up.
 

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I'm also slightly curious why he's lying down on the bed. Most people can tuck their shirts in standing up.
Eh, to be fair, he's elderly, if he's got injuries movement can sometimes be a problem. Like I'm only 44, but if my back is flaring up and giving me trouble, moving my hands around my waist, to do things like tuck in a shirt, or wipe my ass, can be agony.

I'm equally unsurprised if it turns out he's actually working to release his junk because he thinks he's getting laid. Given the track record of self-righteous conservative types, turning out to be freaks and perverts, it wouldn't surprise me at all.
 

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Eh, to be fair, he's elderly, if he's got injuries movement can sometimes be a problem. Like I'm only 44, but if my back is flaring up and giving me trouble, moving my hands around my waist, to do things like tuck in a shirt, or wipe my ass, can be agony.

I'm equally unsurprised if it turns out he's actually working to release his junk because he thinks he's getting laid. Given the track record of self-righteous conservative types, turning out to be freaks and perverts, it wouldn't surprise me at all.
Hey, I hear you, and I'm glad you are thinking without a malicious mind. Kudos to you for that.

However, I will state that if I do need to do a wardrobe adjustment, I excuse myself or I ask for some privacy. And that's with other dudes. And I'm not famous.

If I had a wardrobe malfunction, I'm famous, and I'm dealing with a woman instead of a guy? There's no way in HELL I'd be ca...

... caught with my pants down. I really didn't plan for that, but it's a saying for a reason.
 

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Hey, I hear you, and I'm glad you are thinking without a malicious mind. Kudos to you for that.

However, I will state that if I do need to do a wardrobe adjustment, I excuse myself or I ask for some privacy. And that's with other dudes. And I'm not famous.

If I had a wardrobe malfunction, I'm famous, and I'm dealing with a woman instead of a guy? There's no way in HELL I'd be ca...

... caught with my pants down. I really didn't plan for that, but it's a saying for a reason.
Oh I understand, and frankly if you asked me what do I think is the actual reason, I would assume the dirtier one. Because let's be real, there is no shortage of dirty old men in this world, in and out of the republican party. But, I wasn't there, I haven't seen the clip, and I frankly don't really consider Sacha Cohen as a very reputable source for...well anything in and of himself. Given his entire claim to fame, is by being deceptive and tricking people, and being an asshole about it.
 

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Eh, to be fair, he's elderly, if he's got injuries movement can sometimes be a problem. Like I'm only 44, but if my back is flaring up and giving me trouble, moving my hands around my waist, to do things like tuck in a shirt, or wipe my ass, can be agony.
Yes.

But I just think the combination of a guy with a reputation going to a private room with a young woman, plus cocktails, and lying down on the bed... it's not that tucking his shirt in is implausible, it's just not fitting in quite so well with the rest of the pattern.

One way or another, we're all going to get to see the footage soon and we'll see where his hand gets to.
 

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I think Giuliani played this all wrong. He should have just gone with "yeah I was grabbing my junk, and trying to whip it out"
Look at the context. From the write-ups I've seen the actress never implied she was underage, that was something Borat does later. The actress was actively trying to seduce him, touching him, saying she's going to help him relax and feel good, and then says lets get some drinks and go into the bedroom.
At that point I'm pretty sure most of us would think something sexual was going to happen. And of all the things Giuliani has done I disagree with, consensual sex with a 24 year old journalists isn't high on my list. There wouldn't even be scandal, save maybe his girlfriend being upset, but cheating isn't illegal, and for all we know they have an open relationship.

It reminds me of when that mayor Rob Ford guy said he eats all the pussy he wants at home with his wife and everyone was aghast and how terrible to say such things, what a monster. And I was like...that's actually kinda sweet in an adult way. He had a satisfying sex life with his wife. Yeah he was crass, but hardly scandal worthy. Everything else he did absolutely.

Same with Rudy. Thinking he was gonna get laid when an actress was paid to pretend she was going to sleep with him isn't the worst thing he's done. Fuck I wish it was the worst thing he's done!
 

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Yes.

But I just think the combination of a guy with a reputation going to a private room with a young woman, plus cocktails, and lying down on the bed... it's not that tucking his shirt in is implausible, it's just not fitting in quite so well with the rest of the pattern.

One way or another, we're all going to get to see the footage soon and we'll see where his hand gets to.
Like I said, my personal thoughts are that he was being a perv, but I try to allow for error and misrepresentation, especially when the source of the footage, is a guy who goes around, intentionally setting people up in deceptive situations for "laughs". I find the idea that Rudy might want to bang a young woman, about as shocking as the idea that Trump would fuck a porn star. I can't prove either, but it's about the most believable situation I can imagine, given the people involved.
 

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Oh I understand, and frankly if you asked me what do I think is the actual reason, I would assume the dirtier one. Because let's be real, there is no shortage of dirty old men in this world, in and out of the republican party. But, I wasn't there, I haven't seen the clip, and I frankly don't really consider Sacha Cohen as a very reputable source for...well anything in and of himself. Given his entire claim to fame, is by being deceptive and tricking people, and being an asshole about it.
Again this hasn't come from Cohen.

The claims about what happened were from a DNC executive and ex member of Hillary's campaign team initially. I linked to them and their original tweet on page 3. It seems like an opportunistic screen grab with content of the film being misrepresented.

I'm all for Sacha Cohen fooling people and getting a laugh out of some of the silly stuff that goes on. In this case it's not even him making the claims about it he's said nothing it's other people claiming it.
 

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Yep, that clearly has his hands down his pants, and considering the man has had affairs before this shouldn't surprise anyone.
Honestly, that's not going to convince anyone who wants to believe Giuliani was just tucking himself in that he was doing anything else, and it's not even convinced me who would have quite happily enjoyed his embarrassment.
 

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Honestly, that's not going to convince anyone who wants to believe Giuliani was just tucking himself in that he was doing anything else, and it's not even convinced me who would have quite happily enjoyed his embarrassment.
I mean, I don't really care much either way. I think he's a scumbag for reasons other than his personal affairs so him trying to bed a fake reporter who led him on to play a "To catch a predator" joke on him is as amusing as the rest of the shit in a SBC film.
 

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In all seriousness, if I were a politco I would stay away from Borat.
 

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I Watched the Movie last night. It was funny.. The whole giant Karen and Dr. Fauci heads at the end were too funny. It amazes me how they manage to BS their way into all these interviews and situations they put in his stunts he pulls here. It is scary tbh how little background and vetting they do in reality.

OT: It was apparent Guilliani had no clue how old the girl was, and although the situation was indeed too " chummy" to not be creepy with him having drinks with her in the bedroom, patting her and asking for her phone number while she " assisted" him with his mic and then he laid on the bed in a playful manner and had his hand in his pants longer than necessary to tuck in your shirt.. It isn't pedo BS, but it is creepy and just eww.
 

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I Watched the Movie last night. It was funny.. The whole giant Karen and Dr. Fauci heads at the end were too funny. It amazes me how they manage to BS their way into all these interviews and situations they put in his stunts he pulls here. It is scary tbh how little background and vetting they do in reality.

OT: It was apparent Guilliani had no clue how old the girl was, and although the situation was indeed too " chummy" to not be creepy with him having drinks with her in the bedroom, patting her and asking for her phone number while she " assisted" him with his mic and then he laid on the bed in a playful manner and had his hand in his pants longer than necessary to tuck in your shirt.. It isn't pedo BS, but it is creepy and just eww.
He was most likely going to expose himself to her. Creepy rich white guys love doing that since they can get away with it for the most part. He just seems like the type of guy who would touch himself in front of women. Borat should have let things go a bit longer to see how far it would go on camera.