Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Soxafloppin

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Someone posts a wish, and then the next poster grants it, but ruins that wish.

User A: I want candy.

User B: Granted, but it will be the generic kind you get from an old lady on Halloween.

So I'll begin.

I wish I had a flat screen TV.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Granted but it's Broken. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmJZRt3I9D4]

I wish for eternal World Peace.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but you don't want to know what the chocolate chips are made of.

I wish for an A in Bio next semester.
 

Skorpyo

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May 2, 2010
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Granted, but you have to "treat" the professor.

I want a new computer!
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Granted but it's going to self-destruct in a couple of seconds.

I wish for a metallic hand.
 

i don't know

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Feb 22, 2010
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Granted, but the metal is dirty, and soon you get an un-curable infection that spreads almost immediately to your lower areas.

I wish for a Siberian Husky
 

Nouw

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The guitar is of microscopic size. Try playing that!

I wish for Daft Punk to visit my city.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted. You post will appear before other people's, but then a real ninja will visit you and slit your throat.

I wish I was intellingenced.
 

Dango

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Feb 11, 2010
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Granted, but the one thing you don't know is your own name.

I wish I had a cape.
 

havass

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Dec 15, 2009
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Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish I could summon money at will.
 

Dango

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Granted, but it's in pesos, and you're wanted in Mexico.

I wish I a starfish plush.
 

havass

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Granted, but you can't move and you have an itch on your lower back.

I wish I had a pet tiger.
 

Dango

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Granted, but it's tail is 47 miles long.

I wish I a cake shaped like a starfish.
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Granted, but it's made out of starfish.

I wish for a law that prohibits the hating of Justin Bieber.
 

havass

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Granted, but then all Justin Bieber haters band together and overthrow the government.

I wish for a new hard drive.
 

Nouw

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It's your mother's urine. That doesn't get me probed right?

I wish for some company at night which will comfort me. No Slendermans, I'm home alone!