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MrCollins

Power Vacuumer
Jun 28, 2010
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Granted, but instead of being made of chips. It is made of horrible, american fries have no actual potato in them.

I wish for a good night's sleep.
 

QuietCupOfTea

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Sep 21, 2010
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Granted, but you can only fly while you're sleeping, and you lose the ability to walk.

I wish for cookies that won't harm me.
 

MrCollins

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Jun 28, 2010
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Granted, they don't do you any harm, but they taste of BROCCOLI.

I wish for Wreck-it-Ralph to be released in the UK.
 
Oct 10, 2011
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Granted, Wreck-it-Ralph is now in real life and he is released upon the UK.

I wish I didn't break my toes a few days ago.
 

Calibanbutcher

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Nov 29, 2009
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school is now cancelled forever, as will every school you ever enter will be and you are left without any formal education in a world with a fast-moving economy where everyone who can't keep up is left behind, thus forcing you into a life of casual labor and poverty, forever locked in the desperate struggle to keep yourself afloat with no way out of this living hell but substance abuse, which will leave you a physical and mental wreck.

I wish for a new anatomy textbook.
 

MrCollins

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Jun 28, 2010
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Granted, they go away and start talking to some-else, but they are still bitter and convince their new host to capture you and torture you by constantly talking to you.

I wish for better ideas
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Nov 27, 2009
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
Granted your chair is now more comfortable, but you are stuck to it forever.

I wish had the power to shape-shift into any form I want.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Nov 18, 2009
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I wish for a sandwich, on a plate, with bread made by normal, no diseased, completely normal, healthy and nutritious whole grain, with a slice of lettuce, taken from completely, normal, healthy and nutritious head of lettuce, and a slice of ham taken from a normal, healthy pig; the sandwich is also completely healthy to consume, without effects from sources such as but not limited to radiation, boxing gloves, the forces of Hell, and/or the DMV nor will the consuming of this sandwich harm the person who eats it, their family, their friends, all the nations, life forms, natural laws, and all forms of matter in the multiverse.
 

Infernai

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Not G. Ivingname said:

I wish for a sandwich, on a plate, with bread made by normal, no diseased, completely normal, healthy and nutritious whole grain, with a slice of lettuce, taken from completely, normal, healthy and nutritious head of lettuce, and a slice of ham taken from a normal, healthy pig; the sandwich is also completely healthy to consume, without effects from sources such as but not limited to radiation, boxing gloves, the forces of Hell, and/or the DMV nor will the consuming of this sandwich harm the person who eats it, their family, their friends, all the nations, life forms, natural laws, and all forms of matter in the multiverse.
Granted, but the sandwich also contains the hottest chilli's on the planet on it as well.

(It doesn't harm you (Or anyone else), it doesn't hurt anyone, and it contains all that was said above without resorting to supernatural occurances or radiation and boxing gloves...you never said anything about discomfort or putting the hottest chilli's on the planet on it!)

Edit I wish for Faster then light Travel that is fully functional, incapable of suddenly breaking down or killing anyone or destroying and causing problems to the vessel it's on
 

MrCollins

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Jun 28, 2010
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Granted, you are accepted into the Jedi academy and you start your training with master yoda.
Wait, what's that? A newly corrupted Jedi has entered the room and slaughters you and your classmates.

Yes, you were one of the younglings....

I wish I was focused
 
Oct 10, 2011
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Granted, you now are now so focused that you cannot break your own concentration on the wall, and you stare at it for days until you painfully die of dehydration.

I wish that I would stop injuring myself.