Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

SilverBullets000

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Not G. Ivingname said:

You do things so fast you BURN YOUR SKIN OFF YOU SOULLESS *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleeping* *BLEEP*.

I wish I didn't have to *Bleeping* bleep every time I say a naughty word.
*comes back as a skeleton* Well, I always wanted to be skinnier, but this is ridiculous! Yukyukyuk!

Granted! It's replaced by the most annoying sound in the world!

EDIT: Whoops, forgot my wish!
I wish I could breathe underwater!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you are now banished from every coming back on land EVER again! GOOD DAY SIR!! (Also, you will always be hunted by sharks because SCIENCE!)

I wish there was a sequel to Mr. Wiseau's The Room!
 

FPLOON

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Granted, it's me cosplaying as <link=http://social.rollins.edu/wpsites/filmsofthe80s/files/2012/11/Lenahyena-300x225.gif>this... *puts on lipstick* Pucker up! I do kiss on the first date!

I wish to be able to watch ALL the Simpsons in less than 30 minutes!
 

FliedLiverAttack

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Wish granted, you don't even remember getting that mental image in the first place. I just had to get rid of some of your other memories as well. By which I mean all of them.

I wish to learn a new language.
 

Protocol95

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Granted, you've learnt the new language pointlessnese which has absolutely no practical value.

I wish for a crystal ball which I can use to predict the future.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Granted but it only shows you futures that could have happened if you made better decisions.

I wish for a comic book.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Granted. It follows the adventures of the superhero "Captain Normal." Watch and be amazed as he files his taxes and washes his car.

I wish for a relaxing cup o' tea.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Hm. Not sure why you wanted all those pounds. Welp, good luck with normal movement!

I wish for a radio show.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you will not be known as "a melting pot of friendship" nor "a nice guy"...

I wish to be the 6001 poster!
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Granted! Oh, hey, you passed the cap of 5,999 for a single thread. Looks like your account's bugged out.

I wish for an apple farm.
 

SirDerpy

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Granted. Oh, and I turned you into an orange pony while I was at it. Nah, no need to thank me.

I wish that I had infinite lives.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, this will be the last good life you'll ever have afterwards... (Awesome, right?)

I wish my waifu got the husbano at the end!
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Granted! Now for the tragic death scene all of our titles are known for. Make sure to buy the emotional musical accompaniment on CD!

I wish I was the most famous manga artist in the world!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you will never have a vacation again since the series you're known for is both "never-ending" and "never-resting" according to your publishers... on top of having a polar global fanbase that will threaten you with WRITTEN LETTERS if you ever give less panal coverage to that one character you wanted to kill off SEVERAL arc ago...

I wish for a better video editer!
 

SirDerpy

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Granted. Did I mention that it is not compatible with your OS (no matter what it is), and adds dicks to crucial sections of your images?

I wish for more fertile lands for my kingdom.
 

RedDeadFred

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May 13, 2009
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Granted, but it's love and peace for everyone except for you.

I wish for the motivation to go to bed at a reasonable time!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you will lack the motivation to wake up at a reasonable time...

I wish to have a cameo role in a Doctor Who spin-off series!