Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It is your system. congrats you are now in cardiac arrest.

I wish Harold Ramis was still alive.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it does not effect the [current] 2016 Ghostbusters movie...

I wish this toast would come out of its shell!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It kicks your arse for taking it out of the shell.

I wish Nintendo would give Blizzard permission to add a Yoshi skin to Dehaka in Heroes of the Storm.

skip to 1:17 to see what I mean.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it leads to Nintendo taking over Blizzard MOBA-style...

I wish I didn't feel regret from paying a hooker just to talk!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it goes on for too long and everyone gets bored of it.

I wish good franchises were laid to rest rather than rebooted and replaced with a new original IPs.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, Pluto becomes the new planet Earth... (Take that, NDT and Co.!)

I wish I cameo'd in Atlanta!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you're executed for reminded us of that kind of humor...

I wish to vote for Deez Nuts!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you feel shame and humiliation as you were the only one to vote.

I wish weird Al would make a parody of this song, "I've got too many minions on my hands" and there would be a scene where the minions dance to it in Despicable Me 3.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's one of Weird Al's worst songs.

I wish I had VR.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It's filled with all your worst nightmares.

I wish the next poster would find true love.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, aliens now exist to eradicate all of humanity for taking the easy road with reproduction despite not really caring about the rape shit...

I wish I was smashing that battle... if you know what I mean...

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you cause too much collateral damage.

I wish for an incredible adventure that never ended.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Wherever you live becomes the new Texas.

I wish James Horner was still alive.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it ends up FAR worse than the Warcraft movie in the box office...

I wish pure vodka wine actually tasted good!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, everyone is now butt-ugly both physically and mentally because no one can be considered "smoking hot" anymore...

I wish my room didn't double as a closet!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now he's got more time to make more episodes of those until everyone gets bored and gives up.

I wish the past was just as good as nostalgia tells me it is.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They are the worst role-players in the entire world.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

All police end up in jail, anarchy sets in, and your house gets robbed/looted all the way down to the foundations.

I wish Scarlett Johanson was my girlfriend.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it turns everyone into castrating rapist...

I wish the Greeks warned us about AIDS!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it leads to an abnormal increase in post-suicides for population's sake...

I wish the drop was hot!