granted.the cake is definitely real,and looks quite delicious,from a distance...it is a urinal cake,which is oddly shaped like a normal cake.many bothans died to bring you this information.
granted.and it is about 5 seconds after you eat it that you remember you were recently turned into a vampire.
a vampire who will forgive this bad pun:
very glad you didn't order a STEAK!
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