Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

jhlip

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Granted, but you have to eat half of it with your bare hands.

I wish that I could get a homeless person a job.
 

Eumersian

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Granted, but free healthcare leads to fewer well-paid doctors, which leads to fewer people wanting to get into medicine, which would be bad.

I wish for wicked expensive healthcare!
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.it only covers hospital bills related to having an anvil dropped on your head.isn't that wonderful?


I wish I always had the exact amount of cash that I want in my pocket.
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.the cake is definitely real,and looks quite delicious,from a distance...it is a urinal cake,which is oddly shaped like a normal cake.many bothans died to bring you this information.


I wish I had a bothan errand boy.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Granted, but he quickly gets run over by the Desert Bus. Oh no's!

I wish I had some garlic bread.
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.and it is about 5 seconds after you eat it that you remember you were recently turned into a vampire.
a vampire who will forgive this bad pun:
very glad you didn't order a STEAK!

I wish for the worlds largest coffee cup.
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.1 bottle of horrible-tasting rotgut.now with 20% more vomiting!


I wish for an everlasting gobstopper.
 

BigDeadMushy

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granted.now you just can't wake up as it's always night somewheres.
maybe some day your prince will come ^_^

I wish for cheese.
 

QuietCupOfTea

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Granted, but it doesn't have any holes. Just kidding, it's got holes, but the holes are filled with poison gas.

I wish I had a different hair colour.