Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Hentai becomes the dominant form of sexual stimulation.

I wish I had the skills to go fast and kill shazbots.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wish I had more time for the forums

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but your neck is the only part that becomes longer, so everyone makes fun of you.

I wish for snow.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, the sun turns off and we all day. Good going, jerk.

I wish for more Coke-Cola.

 

[Silverslith]

Granted, and you soon learn that you should have wished for Coca Cola as you become insanely high taking even more Coke-Cola.

I wish vegetarians would just get over themselves and sit down to eat a thick, juicy steak.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. They kill everyone else before going away.

I wish killing is legal.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. It gets ruined on my first post.
I wish for real life rage faces

 

[zombiekiller1907]

you want pie? I'll give you pie! *throws it at his face*

I wish for classic comedy.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, An Anvil falls on your head.

I wish for several Billion Euro.

 

[Vegosiux]

Granted, but giving you that money just bankrupted Italy.

I wish people would stop capitalizing every word in a sentence.

 

[Evil Smurf]

nO, i CoOkEd MeTh WiTh It (I told you I was evil)
MOAR METH!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they are all shovelware.

I wish this thread was more active.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. It becomes super active for 5 minutes, and then no one ever posts here again.

I wish trains were faster.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy the piranhas. They can be quite entertaining![footnote]To me, outside of the pool that is. Still fun though. [/footnote]

I wish for more Grammar Nazis.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but they are actual Nazis and will put in in Grammar Camps.
I wish for more money.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you blow it all on potato chips. You take out a massive loan and now you have even more money!

I wish for more good techno.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. But you get ear raped to death by bad techno right afterwards.

I wish I could find my dream job.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's possessed by Abraham Hitler.

I wish for more reasons to live.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted. None of them apply to you at all. Not even a little bit.

I wish I would finish more games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but they delete themselves after you beat them.

I wish someone got that reference.