Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they find common ground through war.

I wish people loved mornings more.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but now everyone must go to work at night and sleep during the day.
I wish I had a teddy bear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, now you've got the hots! And by the hots I mean a terrible fever.

I wish for series to have satisfying ends.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, but they now only have one episode.
I wish my computer wasn't derping.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Granted, it is now self-aware and determines the human race is too volatile and must be destroyed.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, you now know you wish to marry <a href=http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/2_2.jpg>her.
I wish for the best computer in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it goes sentient and enslaves us all.

I wish skynet would never happen.

 

[goldenjester]

Granted, but only because technology no longer works.

I wish for an end to the election seaon

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted four years of no leadership of any sort.

I wish for a pleasant nights sleep.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, you never wake up.
I wish for hologram technology.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Granted, the hologram is so bright it incinerates anyone with in a 10km radius.

I wish for the worst possible day, ever. (remember, you have to ruin it)

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It's the first bacon cheeseburger ever made. That exact one. All rotten and stuff.
I wish for sanity.

 

[A Satanic Panda]

Granted, you realize it's sane to commit suicide.

I wish for ownership of a Eurofighter.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Granted, but you acquired it through illegal means and are now under arrest.

I wish The Legend of Korra didn't have such terrible main characters.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted but it has an even worse storyline with terrible secondary characters and poor flash-like animation.

I wish for a harmless mole as a pet.

 

[exessmirror]

-wrong tread-

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted, it ends completely.
I wish for a tree a km in diameter with people living inside.
Oh Noes! I took too long!
Granted, It's life is so boring it decides to kill itself 3 hours later.
I wish for a tree 1 km in diameter with people living inside.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Someone goes back in time so the series is canceled. The problem is solved.

I wish for magic beans.

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Granted.
They all jump away to Mexico.

I wish for more fedoras.

 

[Living_Brain]

what the heck Red???
Granted, You get so many they fill up the room your in, not allowing you to move.
I wish my wish wasn't skipped.