Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Malpraxis

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.
Jul 30, 2013
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Granted, but it's never aired.

I wish for a couple of female redheads who love themselves as much as they love me.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Granted. Don't worry, they'll be red once I wipe down my axe.

I wish for the skulls of my enemies and the adoration of my allies!
 

kailus13

Soon
Mar 3, 2013
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Granted. Your enemies are somehow still living despite the loss of their skulls, and your allies adore your skull collection more than you. You didn't mention who they had to adore after all.

I wish for a burger.
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Granted, but the adoration is at Adoring Fan (from Oblivion) level. "By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's Malourne! I can't believe it's really you, standing here before me!"

I wish for a lifetime supply of tacos.
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Granted, but it's the crappy kind with the paper stick that melts into the candy as you eat.

I wish to write a best selling novel.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you will die before it finally gets published... under a different name that not even yours! (Thank your Editor for taking ALL the credit for the novel's overall inception afterwards, by the way...)

I wish for a better wish than the wish I was going to wish beforehand...
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Granted, though the wish you wished for beforehand was marginally worse than the wish you ultimately received and only marginally better than the worst wish you could have wished for. So enjoy your coffee mug filled with slug feces.

I wish for a motley crew of ragtag misfits that will help me save the world.
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Granted, you save the world, but none of the actual people in it.

I wish the Calgary Flames would win the Stanley Cup in my life time.
 

SirDerpy

New member
May 4, 2013
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Granted. It's made from 100% organic beef. It's also in .gif form.

I wish that I could rewrite history.
 

Rabbitboy

New member
Apr 11, 2014
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Granted But it will always result in you getting stuck in the past. And you can't rewrite anything that hapend less than 100 years ago
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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HAIL 2 U! I have bestowed upon thee sentient desire.

Granted, I just wanted to make a reference.

I wish for an obedient supercomputer!
 

Morsomk_v1legacy

RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
Jan 30, 2013
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Granted, but you can only play Stairway and no one wants to hear you play it!



Edit: Holy crap, I totally forgot to put a wish in.

Umm......World Peace?
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Grrrrrraaaaaaannnnnnntttteeeeeddddd. Though your body moves just as slowly, but hey, you'll have plenty of time to think about where you'll step next.

I wish for the tree of the world.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, senpai notices you... as the person to avoid noticing all together...

I wish for a better gif on life...