Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It completely disrupts the food chains of several ecosystems, causing catastrophic animal attacks.

Granted, not square-dancing daily becomes punishable by death.

I wish this applied to BuildsLegos only.

 

[UltraDeth]

Just give up on everything, then?

I wish I could be 200% erect.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have no opportunities left and sink into obscurity.

I wish mythical creatures co-existed with us.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, all other words are now underlined by spell check.

I wish Katy Perry's next "perfomance" would just be 90 minutes of her queefing into a microphone, and finishing it off with this disturbing number:

 

[UltraDeth]

It gives Hollywood more incentive to go with the reboot.

I wish I owned everything in presented here [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddesdon_Bequest]

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You can't afford it and it all gets repossessed.

I wish at super bowl 50 Beyonce had a "costume malfunction" that resulted in her mooning half the world on national television and we never have to endure a halftime of a bunch of half-naked women twerking again.

Tom Petty, now that was a legendary halftime show. Don't quote me on this but I think Aerosmith also did a Super Bowl halftime.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hip thrusting was the latest craze and it's just as annoying.

I wish I could be an action movie hero at weekends.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everywhere is a naturist colony, try keeping your eyes open in public.

I wish I was upper class.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm not body shaming, nor did you make a proper wish.

I wish I was just a bit hairier.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now I have amnesia, you darn smeghead!

I wish the British Empire was restarted and we allied with U.S.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't body shame anyone, I just don't like seeing people strut around in the buff (at least in public). It costs me my appetite.

I wish I had nanomachines.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Now he can't stop looking, and it is making everyone uncomfortable. You happy now?

via surprisingly vital time-travel; Scarlett would only agree to date you while she was 11 years old and by pure chance primed to have a crush on somebody like you.

I wish this would happen to buildslegos instead of me.

(I swear this is the end of me being vindictive with wishes as long as you let it end here.)

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It ruins legos and gives you horrible nightmares.

Just to prove I meant what I said, I wish tommorrow morning buildslegos would find a million bucks in his yard.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's not his and he gets falsely indicted of theft.

I wish daily life was more like a T.V. show.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The show is Gilligan's Island ( on an aside was really expecting that to get intepreted literally and there would be a million adult male deer on his lawn.)

I wish Marissa Tomei was my girlfriend.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. The axe slowly consumes the mind of its wielder, somewhat like Umbra.

I wish I could heal souls just with my mind.

 

[UltraDeth]

It takes a bit of your energy to heal.

I wish to fight for Freedom, Justice and Profit.

 

[UltraDeth]

All wars are fought with rocks and blades.

I wish there was no development hell.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. It's limbo instead.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It works out about as well as the couple in Gone Girl, "happy" ending and all.

see now that is a much better way to ruin that kind of wish. bravo.

anyways back on subject:

Granted. your mom is now feeding stray coyotes instead.

I wish life was like a video game.