Rumor: New Superman Movie Will Reboot Krypton

Sutter Cane

New member
Jun 27, 2010
534
0
0
Noelveiga said:
Everything about this movie sounds fine.

Except... you know... Zack Snyder. Who is a hack.

Yeah, I said it. He's a bad director that is only different in skill from Frank Miller in that... you know what? He isn't.

Yeah, I said that too. You hear that, MovieBob? I'll be waiting here sharpening a knife and we can solve this the way it's intended. With articulate discussion. And sharp knives.
Care to elaborate on WHY he's a hack instead of just saying that he is one?
 

EvilPicnic

New member
Sep 9, 2009
540
0
0
Sutter Cane said:
Noelveiga said:
Everything about this movie sounds fine.

Except... you know... Zack Snyder. Who is a hack.

Yeah, I said it. He's a bad director that is only different in skill from Frank Miller in that... you know what? He isn't.

Yeah, I said that too. You hear that, MovieBob? I'll be waiting here sharpening a knife and we can solve this the way it's intended. With articulate discussion. And sharp knives.
Care to elaborate on WHY he's a hack instead of just saying that he is one?
Because he's a director who cares more about style than substance, is unable to convey emotional depth or meaning, and thinks that staying as superficially close to source material as he can will automatically make a good film. A hack.

I wanted to love Watchmen, but Watchmen did not love me.
 

Therumancer

Citation Needed
Nov 28, 2007
9,909
0
0
I like Zak Snyder's surreal style, however I'm not entirely sure if I care for his version of Krypton. If he's going to do it, I think "Star Wars" is a bad idea for inspiration, and he should probably be looking towards the actual scenes of Krypton from the comics, including it's "old school" science fiction vibe which has remained up until fairly recent times. "Star Wars" is decades old now, but fairly "traditional" in presentation, and it really wouldn't stick out. Krypton really works best when it's kind of goofy.

See, the problem with doing Superman in movies is that there is this fixation with trying to make super heroes more "realistic" and seem like something that could actually exist. That's a problem, and part of what went wrong with the last Superman reboot. Superman is by definition a campy character, and the trick to doing him well is to have him radiate cheez, but to make sure it's DELICIOUS cheez and a lot of fun. Zak is a good choice for director with his somewhat surreal, and over-the-top style, if he can channel that and make it a little less dreamlike, he can pull off Superman I think. However if he starts trying to get too serious by way of going with realistic science fiction cityscapes for Krypton and such... that's a mistake.

See, it's important to understand that we've had things like Kryptonian cities surviving in force bubbles and the like. What's more the destruction of the civilization is multi-faceted, being in part a lack of wanting to accept the threat, but also apparently a moral issue where the Kryptonians kept themselves planet locked for fear of what their species might wind up doing in the greater universe (envision billions of versions of Superman, but running the gamut of prsonality types rather than being the moral paragon he was raised to be). You need to be able to convey a civilization like this, in very inhuman terms, and make it cheezy and over the top enough where if for example they decide to introduce Supergirl later on in a more traditional mould, it can be somewhat accepted that yes, the Kryptonians could do something that ridiculous, and yes it's possible that somehow this has not affected the rest of the universe due to their isolationism.
 

ImSkeletor

New member
Feb 6, 2010
1,473
0
0
Noelveiga said:
Sutter Cane said:
Noelveiga said:
Everything about this movie sounds fine.

Except... you know... Zack Snyder. Who is a hack.

Yeah, I said it. He's a bad director that is only different in skill from Frank Miller in that... you know what? He isn't.

Yeah, I said that too. You hear that, MovieBob? I'll be waiting here sharpening a knife and we can solve this the way it's intended. With articulate discussion. And sharp knives.
Care to elaborate on WHY he's a hack instead of just saying that he is one?
Yep. Like EvilPicnic said above, he doesn't seem to have a grasp of why comic books create pacing differently than film, so he uses his source books as storyboards (and I suspect storyboards his films as if they were comic books). He has no sense of the camera and no timing. And if he had any, he'd ruin it in post with flashy editing that ultimately feels hollow.

I'd claim he's about "form over substance", but the truth is there is no form to his films. He seemingly lets his CG artists dictate the tone of his movies, because everything is excessively colour graded, has no sense of place or reality or weight. His movies are cutscenes with no people in them.

I mean, the man took Watchmen, which is predicated entirely on *looking realistic* and went hyperstylized on it. It's the most tone deaf adaptation I've seen in a long time and, unfortunately for him, it's also probably his best movie.

So yeah, basically a hack.
I do not really see him as a hack because his movies are Imaginitive and that is why I love them. Unlike Christopher Nolan who I consider a hack because of his outstanding level of Blandness. I never forget Snyder films. I ALWAYS forget Nolan films.
 

ImSkeletor

New member
Feb 6, 2010
1,473
0
0
Noelveiga said:
ImSkeletor said:
I do not really see him as a hack because his movies are Imaginitive and that is why I love them. Unlike Christopher Nolan who I consider a hack because of his outstanding level of Blandness. I never forget Snyder films. I ALWAYS forget Nolan films.
You're free to like his stuff. I hear Michael Bay has fans, too.

I'll ask this, though: How is he imaginative? His entire filmography consists on a remake, two adaptations, a CG movie in which people couldn't tell the characters apart and an extremely referential action movie.

Imaginative and visually hectic are not the same thing. Also, even if I conceded imaginative, which I don't, that's not the same as "good". Tim Burton is really imaginative, but he's made terrible, terrible movies recently.

Likewise, I don't know what exactly you mean by "bland" when it comes to Nolan. I suspect you may mean "muted" or "understated", which is not the same thing. I'm not the biggest fan of the guy. I found Batman Begins and Insomnia quite boring, but "bland" is not the word I'd use for Memento, Inception or Dark Knight.

I mean, you like the pretty colours. Good for you, that's valid. I'd argue that it doesn't automatically make a movie good, though. Some bright, fast and colourful movies are good (most Pixar movies come to mind, or the Indiana Jones or Star Wars original trilogies) but there are also many that aren't, and Snyder's are pretty high on that list in my book.
I found Inception to be quite average. My friends fell asleep during it and I wasn't that interested. It was a non sensical action film that couldn't calm down for five minutes and be the "Deep" film it was supposed to be. I kept waiting for a moment that makes the movie special and the credits rolled before I found one. It had a tired open ending that actually wasn't open at all because, why would it tip at all if it was a dream? And that stupid ending along with a few cool effects are the only semi memorable parts of that film. And the Dark Knight paled in comparison to the Burton classic. It lacked all of the cleverness and direction that the original film had and EVERYONE in the Dark Knight did not talk like a real person. They gave long speaches about morality and law that no one could just make up on the fly. The Burton film was "understated" not the Nolan film. Also I find Michael Bay to be a hack is well for obvious reasons.
 

ImSkeletor

New member
Feb 6, 2010
1,473
0
0
Noelveiga said:
ImSkeletor said:
I found Inception to be quite average. My friends fell asleep during it and I wasn't that interested. It was a non sensical action film that couldn't calm down for five minutes and be the "Deep" film it was supposed to be. I kept waiting for a moment that makes the movie special and the credits rolled before I found one. It had a tired open ending that actually wasn't open at all because, why would it tip at all if it was a dream? And that stupid ending along with a few cool effects are the only semi memorable parts of that film. And the Dark Knight paled in comparison to the Burton classic. It lacked all of the cleverness and direction that the original film had and EVERYONE in the Dark Knight did not talk like a real person. They gave long speaches about morality and law that no one could just make up on the fly. The Burton film was "understated" not the Nolan film. Also I find Michael Bay to be a hack is well for obvious reasons.
Yeah, you clearly have waaaay more of an axe to grind with Nolan that you do an appreciation for Snyder so I'll leave you to chew on yours in your corner while I chew on mine over here. Deal?

I mean, sorry, but I have no interest in being the guy to sing Nolan's praises for you to be able to execute on your distaste for him. I'm sure you can find somebody else for that. Like I said, I find he's a competent, occassionaly brilliant, often too cold filmmaker. That's as far as I'm willing to go here. Start a hate thread if you want and maybe I'll jump on that and discuss.
Fair enough but I still really like Snyder because 300 is one of my favorite action films ever because of how rediculously entertaining it was (plus I loved the style of it) so I didn't just come to hate. (Though I did go over board on Nolan for absolutely no reason. Im not really sure why I did that.)
 

SomeBritishDude

New member
Nov 1, 2007
5,081
0
0
In other Superman news, it appears that Christopher Reeve will not be reprising his role...

Yeah, it was pretty much a certainty we were going to see, and it'd probably be different cause, you know, this is a different movie.
 

SomeBritishDude

New member
Nov 1, 2007
5,081
0
0
I think Synder is beautiful visual director, but in terms of depth he's pretty damn terrible. Watchmen to me is a prime example of this; Snyder obviously loved the source material but it seemed to me like the majority of it had gone completely over his head. There's a lot of laugh out loud awkard moments in the film, mainly because Zack just doesn't seem to know what to do when things go more than an inch below the surface. Like the rape scene which he decided to visualize with a slow mo unzipping of a fly. Or the sex scene which was two semi nude panels in the book and was what felt like a 20 minute scene that was more gratuitous than most porn in the film. And then there's the ending...not so much the changes (which wern't awful) but more that whole 3rd act which just felt...weird and awkward. Like the movie had already ended and now they were just killing time.

That being said I do like a couple of Synders movies, namely the Dawn of the Dead remake and 300, mainly because they were big dumb fun. Superman is a source material I feel he could do wonders with under the right conditions, like having Christopher Nolan slap him about whenever he wants to do something Sucker Punch-ish. But I don't know, a lot of this news isn't making me happy. Zod has been done, done really well in fact. I'd say bring in Brainiac like the recent Geoff Johns story portrayed him, or maybe (though I doubt many people would agree with me) have Luthor as a master mind behind a more physical superman villain, namely Bizzaro. Bizzaro is a character I've always felt like you could do something really interesting with. He's Frankeinsteins monster but even more twisted; Bizzaro thinks he's a bonevolent god like figure when he's in fact a twisted freak.

Still...fingers crossed.
 

4173

New member
Oct 30, 2010
1,020
0
0
SomeBritishDude said:
I think Synder is beautiful visual director, but in terms of depth he's pretty damn terrible. Watchmen to me is a prime example of this; Snyder obviously loved the source material but it seemed to me like the majority of it had gone completely over his head. There's a lot of laugh out loud awkard moments in the film, mainly because Zack just doesn't seem to know what to do when things go more than an inch below the surface. Like the rape scene which he decided to visualize with a slow mo unzipping of a fly. Or the sex scene which was two semi nude panels in the book and was what felt like a 20 minute scene that was more gratuitous than most porn in the film. And then there's the ending...not so much the changes (which wern't awful) but more that whole 3rd act which just felt...weird and awkward. Like the movie had already ended and now they were just killing time.

That being said I do like a couple of Synders movies, namely the Dawn of the Dead remake and 300, mainly because they were big dumb fun. Superman is a source material I feel he could do wonders with under the right conditions, like having Christopher Nolan slap him about whenever he wants to do something Sucker Punch-ish. But I don't know, a lot of this news isn't making me happy. Zod has been done, done really well in fact. I'd say bring in Brainiac like the recent Geoff Johns story portrayed him, or maybe (though I doubt many people would agree with me) have Luthor as a master mind behind a more physical superman villain, namely Bizzaro. Bizzaro is a character I've always felt like you could do something really interesting with. He's Frankeinsteins monster but even more twisted; Bizzaro thinks he's a bonevolent god like figure when he's in fact a twisted freak.

Still...fingers crossed.
Listening to a whole movie of Bizzaro dialogue would be the worst thing ever.

Bizzaro am Superman's best friend!
 

antigodoflife

New member
Nov 12, 2009
521
0
0
EvilPicnic said:
Sutter Cane said:
Noelveiga said:
Everything about this movie sounds fine.

Except... you know... Zack Snyder. Who is a hack.

Yeah, I said it. He's a bad director that is only different in skill from Frank Miller in that... you know what? He isn't.

Yeah, I said that too. You hear that, MovieBob? I'll be waiting here sharpening a knife and we can solve this the way it's intended. With articulate discussion. And sharp knives.
Care to elaborate on WHY he's a hack instead of just saying that he is one?
Because he's a director who cares more about style than substance, is unable to convey emotional depth or meaning, and thinks that staying as superficially close to source material as he can will automatically make a good film. A hack.

I wanted to love Watchmen, but Watchmen did not love me.
What the hell are you on about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zlr-Hwitd0
 

ImSkeletor

New member
Feb 6, 2010
1,473
0
0
Noelveiga said:
ImSkeletor said:
Fair enough but I still really like Snyder because 300 is one of my favorite action films ever because of how rediculously entertaining it was (plus I loved the style of it) so I didn't just come to hate. (Though I did go over board on Nolan for absolutely no reason. Im not really sure why I did that.)
I don't know. Probably because I went overboard on Snyder for no reason, so it felt right ;)

Agree to disagree it is.
Yeah that sounds about right.

Agree to disagree it is then.
 

spectrenihlus

New member
Feb 4, 2010
1,918
0
0
Urgh why do we have to see the same stuff from Superman movies...

Why can't we see Superman fight Brainiac or (make my fan boy dreams come true) DARKSEID. Yea Zod is an interesting character and I personally can't wait for the inevitable KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! but I personally want to see Apokolips on the big screen instead of Krypton.
 

samsonguy920

New member
Mar 24, 2009
2,921
0
0
Considering the whole basis of Man of Steel was that it was going to be a reboot, then it only makes sense that they go whole turkey on it.
Daniel Day-Lewis as Jor-El? Well...

spectrenihlus said:
Urgh why do we have to see the same stuff from Superman movies...

Why can't we see Superman fight Brainiac or (make my fan boy dreams come true) DARKSEID. Yea Zod is an interesting character and I personally can't wait for the inevitable KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! but I personally want to see Apokolips on the big screen instead of Krypton.
Patience, we had to deal with Scarecrow in Batman Begins before we got Joker in Dark Knight.
I think it would be about time that Brainiac hit the big screen. Darkseid would be perfect for the follow-up from there.