Rumor: Sony Planning God of War IV for 2012

[Tom Goldman]

Kratos does the first mission. The rest of the game, you play as Raiden.

I certainly hope so.

 

[Android2137]

Whhyyyyyyy? Is he going to kill other mythologies? How would that even come about? Is he just bored and decided to saunter over to the next country to exterminate their deities or do those deities come over to wrest what's left from Kratos' grip because he clearly isn't very good at being god?

 

[BrownGaijin]

God of War IV in 2012? Hmm...

(Kratos arrives in Yucatan Peninsula in late 2012 and sees the calendar.)

Mayan Archeologist: Can I help you?

Kratos: Your calendar ends on this date?

Mayan A.: Not really it just resets-

Kratos: I MUST BRING THE WORLD THE WORLD TO AN END!

(after killing the Mayan gods and pretty much everything else.)

Kratos: GODS! WHAT HAVE I DONE!

(And so Kratos casts himself from Popocatépetl in Mexico.)

The end.

 

[Labcoat Samurai]

Surprised no one has posted this yet:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/3/22/

 

[Jumplion]

Unless it's a prequel to Chains of Olympus, in which:

the story is "The squeal to how he became the god's servant(Chains) to how he was STILL the god's servant who became a god(G.O.W I) to how he became the god pissed at Daddy (G.O.W II) to how he murdered the FUCKING WORLD and then killed himself releasing hope after he just fucked it all up FUBAR style(G.O.W III)"

I don't see how this can go

He gets resurrected and reborn as Cthulhu.

Makes sense when you think about it long and hard.