Russian Business Man Trademarks Smileys : Updated

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Russian Business Man Trademarks Smileys : Updated



Oleg Teterin has decided to trademark his emoticon. ";-)" and it's been passed by the Russian Federal Agency.

This means that if you use that smiley, you are in breach of Russian copyright laws. And using the 'Look and Feel' corollary, that also extends to ":)", ":->" and most variations.

However, good old Oleg has been magnanimous to only pursue it when used by big companies. Humble comrades such as yourselves will be able to use it freely, unless of course it's in work related mails, in which case it will be off to the salt mines with you.

Companies may be permitted to use it after paying an annual fee, but Oleg says "I want to highlight that this is only directed at corporations, companies that are trying to make a profit without the permission of the trademark holder."

Which, given the status of poor Alexey Pajitnov, who has still never received a cent from his little block game [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris], might be the Russians kickback at the idea of trademarks.

Not all Russians feel the same way though. The President of Russian social networking site odnoklassniki.ru, Nikita Sherman said: "You're not likely to find any retards in Russia who'll pay [him] for the use of emoticons".

This isn't the first time this has happened. In 2005, a St. Petersburg court upheld an appeal from the German corporation Siemens, which was sued by a Russian man claiming he held the trademark to ":)".

Update News Moves Fast : Russia Today [http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/34577] has already come out and said that "The smiley graphic symbol is incapable of individualising the products and can't fulfill the function of a trademark, therefore it can't be registered as one."

But the quote from Nikita Sherman still stands.

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Nikita89

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Right. What does one do in the middle of a financial crisis to get some money? Trademark emoticons -.-!
But I guess the world has more important things to worry about than him...
 

fix-the-spade

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
This isn't the first time this has happened. In 2005, a St. Petersburg court upheld an appeal from the German corporation Siemens, which was sued by a Russian man claiming he held the trademark to ":)".
Nice to know there are still some sane people in the world of corporate law.
 

xitel

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So does that mean the staff is no longer allowed to use emoticons here?
 

Calobi

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This makes me happy in a way. :) Hooray international copyright/trademark crimes!
 

Baby Tea

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Nikita Sherman said: "You're not likely to find any retards in Russia who'll pay [him] for the use of emoticons".
I really hope that is a direct quote.
Because it's hilarious.
 

AceDiamond

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Is this guy like the real life Pavel Chekov?

"Emoticons vere a Russian Inwention before the Capitalists stole it" :)
 

Rochnan

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This article definately put a smil(ey) on my face.
And gave me some great ideas...is the image and likeness of the earth already trademarked?
 

Avatar Roku

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Nikita Sherman said: "You're not likely to find any retards in Russia who'll pay [him] for the use of emoticons".
fluffylandmine said:
In Soviet Russia, smiley face copyrights you!
Rochnan said:
This article definately put a smil(ey) on my face.
And gave me some great ideas...is the image and likeness of the earth already trademarked?
ckeymel said:
I am sooo trademarking the Loch Ness Monster... (TM)
These all made me Lol.
 

Anarchemitis

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'Bout friggen time. Maybe they'll start disappearing from where they don't belong then.
Eg Everywhere.
 

Darkwolf9

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Baby Tea said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Nikita Sherman said: "You're not likely to find any retards in Russia who'll pay [him] for the use of emoticons".
I really hope that is a direct quote.
Because it's hilarious.
Every time I read it I laughed.
 

notyouraveragejoe

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It starts with: Russian Business Man Trademarks Smileys

Then it moves to: English Man Trademarks "lol" and "LMAO"

The end result: Real English on the Internet
 

Virgil

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Well, the good thing is that a US company still holds the trademark on frownies [http://www.despair.com/frownonthis.html], and is still selling them for free.