Science Finds Male Nerds Likely to be Virgins

[L.B. Jeffries]

I think the gender disparity can best be accounted for the fact that nerdy chicks are ridiculously sexy. Ergo, the more active sex life.

 

[Aardvark]

So how's that cure for the common cold coming along, egg-heads?

Hey Science! Listen up! You find a sure-fire, one-shot cure for the sniffles or the flu and I guarantee you'll be swimming in pussy.

Spoiler

Actual guarantee may not be honoured

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Alas, as a freshman Engineering major the outlook looks grim for me indeed.

Engineers have the opposite problem, trust me.

 

[ckeymel]

Am I getting from this thread that everyone thinks artists are easy?

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Am I getting from this thread that everyone thinks artists are easy?

Did you not get the memo?

 

[Arrakiv]

The saddening results found that "males in the study were less likely to have had sex as a group compared to the group of females in the sample."

Taking that paragraph out of context makes me laugh.

 

[ckeymel]

Am I getting from this thread that everyone thinks artists are easy?

Did you not get the memo?

No! No I did NOT! What the bunk!

 

[asteroth21nox]

You would think that the nerd, a tirelessly predictable creature yet so intelligent, would get laid eventually but I guess not lol.

 

[Ubersawer]

Thanks for rubbing this painfully clear fact in our faces, science.

 

[Ago Iterum]

You gotta create a balance, so you're not too much of a 'nerd' to never know what breasts feel like until yuo're 30. I have my nerdy side, like we all do. But that shows in my college course, where there are no girls (except a couple, but they have the same interests).

But then when I'm out, I practice my archtypically 'cool' seeming hobbies, such as being in my band, and skateboarding.

The best of both worlds.

 

[Samah]

In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and the sky is blue (usually).

 

[zoozilla]

Well, I guess I'll just take that off the list of things to do, then.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

When was being a virgin decided as a bad thing anyway?

When the world began focusing on fratards.

Which it seems to have been doing for quite some time.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Am I getting from this thread that everyone thinks artists are easy?

Did you not get the memo?

No! No I did NOT! What the bunk!

*drinks beer*.....yep

 

[CanadianWolverine]

How many of you followed the source? I saw this at the end:

The study also charted student knowledge of sexually-transmitted disease chlamydia.

Researcher Melissa Kang had previously found that infection rates in women aged 20 to 24 quadrupled from 335 cases per 100,000 people in 1999, to 1,300 per 100,000 people last year.

Huh, doesn't look like such bad news for so called "nerd virgins" anymore. News Flash - this just in: "When you get more, you get more."

Also, if you view the source for this, it doesn't give a direct link to the study details, so from that I gather this article takes a bit of creative license in describing the study - you know, kinda like Root does with some of his news contributions. =P

 

[insanelich]

Yeah, I'm a nerd virgin and STDs are the one thing I don't need to worry about at all.

... somehow, I'd much prefer worrying about STDs.

 

[Radelaide]

The saddening results found that "males in the study were less likely to have had sex as a group compared to the group of females in the sample."

It's cause even if a girl is a nerd, she still has a chest.

 

[DamienHell]

Wow next they will figure out that a cheetos diet is bad for you, thanks science.

 

[Knonsense]

"males in the study were less likely to have had **sex as a group** compared to the group of females in the sample."

Heh. That's, well... heh.

 

[mhitman]

Good thing i want to go into character model design