Science Finds Male Nerds Likely to be Virgins

[Raven28256]

So...have we cured cancer yet?

I mean, why else would science focus on such stupid, needless studies that pretty much everyone already knew the answers to?

 

[stompy]

I like how it's the guys who go to raves and parties who are more sexually active... well of course they'll be more sexually active. They'll also have a higher chance of an unwanted pregnancy too.

 

[Copter400]

What's the point of using funding and rigourous scientific experimentation for shit that everyone already knows?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Wow, science, they can't find the cure for bloody death, but they can find a useless piece of knowledge the entire world knows already.

 

[anNIALLator]

Well Duh! Obviously!

 

[dalek sec]

Wow...raise your hand if you're shocked by this.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

And thus I have proven that communication studies is not a science

Well, I'm prolly one of the outliers in your survey :<

 

[Greyhawk]

"And thus did God create alcohol, in all its many forms, to give the nerdy and socially inept the courage to procreate with the opposite sex."

~ Book of $%*#(@, Chapter 4, Verse 10

 

[Hevoo]

And we need studys for this.. GG on blowing money. It would have been better spent on trying to get them nerds laid then anything less, at least that is somewhat more productive.

 

[xitel]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

 

[Hevoo]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

The world is full of it.

 

[Unknower]

Ahh, science. What would we do without it?

...

Have more sex, it seems.

 

[xitel]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

The world is full of it.

Oh trust me, I know. Like the fact that I'm a science nerd, and I'm talking to my girlfriend while I read this.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

The world is full of it.

Oh trust me, I know. Like the fact that I'm a science nerd, and I'm talking to my girlfriend while I read this.

I call shenanigans on you! Statistically speaking you are probably lying apparently.

 

[xitel]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

The world is full of it.

Oh trust me, I know. Like the fact that I'm a science nerd, and I'm talking to my girlfriend while I read this.

I call shenanigans on you! Statistically speaking you are probably lying apparently.

What statistics are you talking about? I was.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Wait, aren't the guys that did this study male science nerds? That's kind of ironic if you ask me.

The world is full of it.

Oh trust me, I know. Like the fact that I'm a science nerd, and I'm talking to my girlfriend while I read this.

I call shenanigans on you! Statistically speaking you are probably lying apparently.

What statistics are you talking about? I was.

The statistics, aren't you paying attention?

 

[bue519]

I don't really see the big deal with some people being virgins, wouldn't you rather have sex with someone you love rather just some random partyer? Like my friend who met a girl through a party, "eloped" for a while and wound up with a case of crabs. Where I found a girl I like and she liked me and I've been crab free.

 

[SunoffaBeach]

Psychotherapist Stephen Carroll believes the problem isn't caused by any unattractiveness of nerds, but that their work habits were a detriment to their social lives.

And I believe that ugly, fat chicks don't get laid because 'their work habits were a detriment to their social lives'.
I know it's a cliché, but: Psychotherapists need therapy!

A nerd is unattractive. Now get over it and enjoy your life!

 

[SunoffaBeach]

What's the point of using funding and rigourous scientific experimentation for shit that everyone already knows?

Because in today's world, something is only true if you can prove it.