xitel said:
Okay, let's look at the statistics. There's a 50-50 chance I have a girlfriend. I do, so that doesn't matter. There's a 100% chance that I am reading the thread. There's a 50-50 chance that I am talking to my girlfriend, which I am, so that's another one that is done with. Finally, there is a 25-75 chance that I am talking to her at the same time, which, seeing as how I have posted here 4 times, means that by Law of Probability I have been reading this thread and talking to her at the same time at least once. There are your statistics. And I believe I have also proven that I am a nerd.
I call shenanigans on those statistics!
a) according to the scientific study, the chance of you having a girlfriend is significantly lower than 1/2.
b) while unlikely, there is a possibility that you are not reading the thread while typing. You may just be one of those monkeys we always hear about that randomly types out the works of William Shakespeare.
c) you talk to your girlfriend for 50% of the time?! That seems like an awful lot. Unless you talk to each other in your sleep, but then how would you know?
d) where the 25 - 75% probability comes from I don't know. I think you just made it up.
e) I may now be an even greater nerd for replying to this.