Science Finds Male Nerds Likely to be Virgins

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This is a public service announcement:

ATTENTION COLLEGE GIRLS: NERDS ARE SEXY. Nerds are the best lovers because they are just so happy to be seeing you naked they will do absolutely anything you ask. Also, they make great dads down the road, they are good providers, and they rarely cheat. RESPECT YOURSELF: DATE A GEEK.

This has been a public service announcement.

Sincerely,
-- A Geezer Chick Who Knows
 

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searanox said:
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Fortunately I don't hang out with people like that and I honestly don't care about other people all that much. So it doesn't bother me a bit.
Well, obviously it only becomes an issue when nearly everybody you're surrounded by is like that. I don't hang out with such people either, but that also doesn't mean that I engage in coitus with my friends, who I wouldn't say are brilliant matches for me anyways. Like I said, the better people always get taken, and nearly immediately. It certainly doesn't help when you're an anti-social isolate unable to so much as initiate conversation with other people.
Most of the people I know aren't like that. The only people I've ever met that valued that sort of thing are jocks and white-but-I-want-to-be-black people. Even my friends who get laid every alternate day don't care.
 

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jay-ell said:
This is a public service announcement:

ATTENTION COLLEGE GIRLS: NERDS ARE SEXY. Nerds are the best lovers because they are just so happy to be seeing you naked they will do absolutely anything you ask. Also, they make great dads down the road, they are good providers, and they rarely cheat. RESPECT YOURSELF: DATE A GEEK.

This has been a public service announcement.

Sincerely,
-- A Geezer Chick Who Knows
Too bad that only works if your particular geek is a) interested in children and b) is competent in anything.

crimson5pheonix said:
Most of the people I know aren't like that. The only people I've ever met that valued that sort of thing are jocks and white-but-I-want-to-be-black people. Even my friends who get laid every alternate day don't care.
Did you say you were in the sciences, again? Like I said, "female arts student" is basically synonymous with "shallow, promiscuous asshole".
 

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Greyhawk said:
"And thus did God create alcohol, in all its many forms, to give the nerdy and socially inept the courage to procreate with the opposite sex."

~ Book of $%*#(@, Chapter 4, Verse 10
cheers!
 

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searanox said:
jay-ell said:
This is a public service announcement:

ATTENTION COLLEGE GIRLS: NERDS ARE SEXY. Nerds are the best lovers because they are just so happy to be seeing you naked they will do absolutely anything you ask. Also, they make great dads down the road, they are good providers, and they rarely cheat. RESPECT YOURSELF: DATE A GEEK.

This has been a public service announcement.

Sincerely,
-- A Geezer Chick Who Knows
Too bad that only works if your particular geek is a) interested in children and b) is competent in anything.

crimson5pheonix said:
Most of the people I know aren't like that. The only people I've ever met that valued that sort of thing are jocks and white-but-I-want-to-be-black people. Even my friends who get laid every alternate day don't care.
Did you say you were in the sciences, again? Like I said, "female arts student" is basically synonymous with "shallow, promiscuous asshole".
I'm in technology and as we all know, there are no girlz on teh interwebz. So I have nothing to fear. But seriously, I'm going into video game programming. I'm going to be in a job space where scientists and mathematicians work regularly with artists and story writers to accomplish anything.
 

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searanox said:
Too bad that only works if your particular geek is a) interested in children and b) is competent in anything.
Isn't that the point, though? Geeks and nerds are geeky and nerdy because they're willing to work hard to achieve competence. He may not blow your mind the first time (though he just might -- my spouse did), but he'll listen to your requests and learn quickly what you want him to do. Bonus points if you're his first, says I, because then he won't have any bad habits left over from previous girls.

JMHO, of course.
 

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jay-ell said:
This is a public service announcement:

ATTENTION COLLEGE GIRLS: NERDS ARE SEXY. Nerds are the best lovers because they are just so happy to be seeing you naked they will do absolutely anything you ask. Also, they make great dads down the road, they are good providers, and they rarely cheat. RESPECT YOURSELF: DATE A GEEK.

This has been a public service announcement.

Sincerely,
-- A Geezer Chick Who Knows
Nerd chicks are traitors!
 

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jay-ell said:
Isn't that the point, though? Geeks and nerds are geeky and nerdy because they're willing to work hard to achieve competence. He may not blow your mind the first time (though he just might -- my spouse did), but he'll listen to your requests and learn quickly what you want him to do. Bonus points if you're his first, says I, because then he won't have any bad habits left over from previous girls.
I... wasn't talking about sex. I'm just saying, liking videogames isn't enough to be labeled a nerd anymore. Videogames are a mainstream media interest bigger than movies and music, and there are plenty of females who play games (though they often won't openly admit to it, for fear of social reprisal). A lot of the difference comes in how you play those games, as well as of course what you do choose to play, as well as in other habits.

I don't consider you a nerd or a geek (the difference in the terms always eludes me, so I just use them interchangeably) if you play videogames... for that, you need to read and/or contribute to Wookieepedia, or post extensively on forums about game design (not this casual "I like X because of Y" garbage that passes for "discussion" everywhere), or be an avid Lord of the Rings fan who has the mythos down by heart, or something similar. In other words, it's not quite the interests themselves that matter, but the extent to which you pursue those interests that matters.

The point is, generally, the people who are so passionately involved in geek culture are not the types that are particularly socially adept, or attractive, because if they were, their upbringing would have streamed them into other spheres, and that's what makes them repulsive.

crimson5pheonix said:
I'm in technology and as we all know, there are no girlz on teh interwebz. So I have nothing to fear. But seriously, I'm going into video game programming. I'm going to be in a job space where scientists and mathematicians work regularly with artists and story writers to accomplish anything.
What are you saying? If you're in such a field, then of course most of the people you know are going to be pretty cool, and of course any females you come across are going to be just as cool. I hope to be a game designer after graduating (though I'm not sure how much a liberal arts degree will buy me; these days it seems like you have to have worked on multiple professional projects or have gone to DigiPen just to get a job in the industry, and reading Gamasutra and Sirlin and having long game design discussions on forums and in IRC chat rooms probably doesn't count for much), but in the field I'm in, I'm the epitome of anomalies. In yours, you're the norm.
 

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Has Science cured cancer already?

.....No

They are spending there time doing shit people already know as fact.
 

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SunoffaBeach said:
jay-ell said:
SunoffaBeach said:
Nerd chicks are traitors!
I think that's funny but I'm not sure I get it.
Most of them think nerds are unattractive.
It's very ironic. Don't know if it's funny, though. Maybe for her.
...I'm a nerd chick...
...I think nerds are hot.

Seriously. Famous nerdy guys I think are sexy: Jack Black. Scott Bakula. Kevin Smith. Jason Alexander. (I wish I were kidding. It's my secret shame.)

I even have a celebrity crush on Yatzhee Croshaw. There. I said it.

It's the hat. And the cussing. And the goatee. And the accent. He's like a bad boy and a geek all rolled into one. The total package.

Yeah, I'm sick.
 

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searanox said:
jay-ell said:
Isn't that the point, though? Geeks and nerds are geeky and nerdy because they're willing to work hard to achieve competence. He may not blow your mind the first time (though he just might -- my spouse did), but he'll listen to your requests and learn quickly what you want him to do. Bonus points if you're his first, says I, because then he won't have any bad habits left over from previous girls.
I... wasn't talking about sex. I'm just saying, liking videogames isn't enough to be labeled a nerd anymore. Videogames are a mainstream media interest bigger than movies and music, and there are plenty of females who play games (though they often won't openly admit to it, for fear of social reprisal). A lot of the difference comes in how you play those games, as well as of course what you do choose to play, as well as in other habits.

I don't consider you a nerd or a geek (the difference in the terms always eludes me, so I just use them interchangeably) if you play videogames... for that, you need to read and/or contribute to Wookieepedia, or post extensively on forums about game design (not this casual "I like X because of Y" garbage that passes for "discussion" everywhere), or be an avid Lord of the Rings fan who has the mythos down by heart, or something similar. In other words, it's not quite the interests themselves that matter, but the extent to which you pursue those interests that matters.

The point is, generally, the people who are so passionately involved in geek culture are not the types that are particularly socially adept, or attractive, because if they were, their upbringing would have streamed them into other spheres, and that's what makes them repulsive.

crimson5pheonix said:
I'm in technology and as we all know, there are no girlz on teh interwebz. So I have nothing to fear. But seriously, I'm going into video game programming. I'm going to be in a job space where scientists and mathematicians work regularly with artists and story writers to accomplish anything.
What are you saying? If you're in such a field, then of course most of the people you know are going to be pretty cool, and of course any females you come across are going to be just as cool. I hope to be a game designer after graduating (though I'm not sure how much a liberal arts degree will buy me; these days it seems like you have to have worked on multiple professional projects or have gone to DigiPen just to get a job in the industry, and reading Gamasutra and Sirlin and having long game design discussions on forums and in IRC chat rooms probably doesn't count for much), but in the field I'm in, I'm the epitome of anomalies. In yours, you're the norm.
Yes but I don't yet "hang out" with those kind of people yet unfortunately. I live in some podunk coastal city in Texas, and it sounds like they are more intelligent than the people you know :p
 

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Wait, I'm a student at uni, who does maths and physics. Yet I go to the raves, bars, and rooms of female students... In fact quite a lot of the people go to the first two. I can't talk about the student rooms because I don't exacly follow them around all the time.
 

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jay-ell said:
SunoffaBeach said:
jay-ell said:
SunoffaBeach said:
Nerd chicks are traitors!
I think that's funny but I'm not sure I get it.
Most of them think nerds are unattractive.
It's very ironic. Don't know if it's funny, though. Maybe for her.

...I'm a nerd chick...
...I think nerds are hot.

Seriously. Famous nerdy guys I think are sexy: Jack Black. Scott Bakula. Kevin Smith. Jason Alexander. (I wish I were kidding. It's my secret shame.)

I even have a celebrity crush on Yatzhee Croshaw. There. I said it.

It's the hat. And the cussing. And the goatee. And the accent. He's like a bad boy and a geek all rolled into one. The total package.

Yeah, I'm sick.
They're sexy because they're famous. Not because they're nerds.

The fact that you have a crush on Yatzhee shows that you care about fame more than anything else. You don't even know the guy.

You act like man looking at a picture of a facebook hottie and saying: "I wanna marry her".
I don't blame you for that, we're all the same.
 

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I... wasn't talking about sex. I'm just saying, liking videogames isn't enough to be labeled a nerd anymore. Videogames are a mainstream media interest bigger than movies and music, and there are plenty of females who play games (though they often won't openly admit to it, for fear of social reprisal). A lot of the difference comes in how you play those games, as well as of course what you do choose to play, as well as in other habits.

I don't consider you a nerd or a geek (the difference in the terms always eludes me, so I just use them interchangeably) if you play videogames... for that, you need to read and/or contribute to Wookieepedia, or post extensively on forums about game design (not this casual "I like X because of Y" garbage that passes for "discussion" everywhere), or be an avid Lord of the Rings fan who has the mythos down by heart, or something similar. In other words, it's not quite the interests themselves that matter, but the extent to which you pursue those interests that matters.

The point is, generally, the people who are so passionately involved in geek culture are not the types that are particularly socially adept, or attractive, because if they were, their upbringing would have streamed them into other spheres, and that's what makes them repulsive.
Ah, I see. I still disagree, however. Part of what's great about geeky guys is that they don't play games. If they're truly isolated and lonely, they're just so grateful for any attention they get from women that they will treat her like a queen. Unfortunately, this can lead to them ending up getting used and getting hurt, which I think is shameful, but some women will do it, intentionally or not. But there are a lot of guys in technical and scientific fields who are socially competent enough to navigate a healthy relationship. My spouse, for example. He's a programmer, and his hobbies include video gaming, studying copyright law, playing Warhammer, and coding for fun. He is also a really social, charismatic, natural-leader type who did a lot of theater in college and directs a teen drama troupe at our church. Sure, he's more well-rounded than is typical, but lots of our friends aren't, and most of them are in great relationships.

Maybe it's an age thing. By the time you get to your thirties, guys who spent their socially formative years writing "hello world" programs have caught up to everyone else. But it's a rare individual who is completely socially inept *because of* his pursuit of a narrow and uncommon interest.

Besides which, we have another name for that. It's called "Asperger Syndrome."
 

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jay-ell said:
Yeah, I'm sick.
I don't think so. I wish I was half as cool as Yahtzee. Women want him and men want to be him. I'm about the most wretched, unattractive thing that exists (physically and otherwise). I just have to compensate by being pseudo-intellectually snide... and by disagreeing with most of the things Yahtzee says. That bum.

jay-ell said:
Maybe it's an age thing. By the time you get to your thirties, guys who spent their socially formative years writing "hello world" programs have caught up to everyone else. But it's a rare individual who is completely socially inept *because of* his pursuit of a narrow and uncommon interest.

Besides which, we have another name for that. It's called "Asperger Syndrome."
Funny, people have been accusing me of being an "Aspie" lately, and despite my adamant objections some of the symptoms do seem to line up (avoiding eye contact, social difficulties, mild obsessions, ranting about stuff incessantly to the point of boredom/frustration of others, etc.), though I'm not quite as horrible as I make myself out to be. I tend to just chalk things up to the years of depression and social ostracism, myself. Maybe I do need to give up some ground.

Blast, and I'd thought I'd figured out how everything works.

crimson5pheonix said:
Yes but I don't yet "hang out" with those kind of people yet unfortunately. I live in some podunk coastal city in Texas, and it sounds like they are more intelligent than the people you know :p
Well... I don't know what "podunk" means, but either my standards are ridiculously high (I have a habit of considering myself to be merely adequate or poor at everything, despite everyone insisting I'm quite above average... I never understood why mediocrity was praise-worthy), or you just live in some bang-awesome place. Take your pick!
 

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searanox said:
jay-ell said:
Yeah, I'm sick.
I don't think so. I wish I was half as cool as Yahtzee. Women want him and men want to be him. I'm about the most wretched, unattractive thing that exists (physically and otherwise). I just have to compensate by being pseudo-intellectually snide... and by disagreeing with most of the things Yahtzee says. That bum.

crimson5pheonix said:
Yes but I don't yet "hang out" with those kind of people yet unfortunately. I live in some podunk coastal city in Texas, and it sounds like they are more intelligent than the people you know :p
Well... I don't know what "podunk" means, but either my standards are ridiculously high (I have a habit of considering myself to be merely adequate or poor at everything, despite everyone insisting I'm quite above average... I never understood why mediocrity was praise-worthy), or you just live in some bang-awesome place. Take your pick!
Podunk is a small, out of the way town. I live in a tiny, out of the way coastal city.
 

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I mention them because they're nerds that are famous enough to be recognizable. If I told you I also think Adrian P. Dunston is the sexiest man in the universe, you wouldn't have a frigging clue who I meant.

And if I just cared about fame, wouldn't I have named people everyone else seems to think is wonderful, like...oh, who's popular these days... Hugh Jackman? David Beckham? Sorry, they don't do it for me. Give me a bald head, a paunch, and head-to-head Starcraft deathmatch any day.