Science Finds Male Nerds Likely to be Virgins
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If only more women thought like you, Then society would be WAY better off, and I can Systematically prove it. (Warning:Nerd alert)jay-ell said:
If more women followed this philosophy then the following would happen:
1. More men 'nerds' would be having sex.(just to get the obvious out of the way)
2. Since these intelligent men are procreating, future generations will become smarter due
to intellect genetics being passed on.
3. These future intelligent generations would advance medical science as well as the technology level of the world, eventually creating a society that no longer causes pointless wars with itself to prove a point.
4. As a direct result of these 'Nerds' having sex, less of them would experiance lasting depressions over troubling thoughts concerning them believing that they will never experiance a true loving and lasting relationship in their life. This, in turn, would lower the statistical average of Suicide and/or Homicide rates in the world.
5. As jay-ell stated truthfully, these men create powerful, lasting and love filled relationships. Meaning that if more of these men form relationships, then the national divorce rate will drop significantly since they are utterly faithful to thier spouse and would do anything to prove their love for their partner on a daily basis.
6. Another lesser result would be that there would be less couple counsling that ends up determing that the cause of their failing relationship is because of bad sexual experiances everytime they have intercourse. It is not very well known, But a majority of nerds know exactly how to fine tune women to make them scream in ecstasy as they orgasism multiple times in one night. (But in today's society, knowing how to do it and accually getting the oppurtunity to perform it are two entirely different statistics)
This is a Better world to live in than what we have now, But the doorway into the development of such a world is locked by the fact that a majority of women are so shallow that they fail to see these men in this wonderful light. You, jay-ell, are a very open minded women, and your husband is very lucky in his life to have found you. If more people heard of your relationship, then your husband would be at the pinnacle of envy and jealousy within the gaming community.
The world needs more relationships like this.
Cheers everybody.
p.s.-I do have the knowledge that was mentioned in number 6, but I doubt I will ever use it in my lifetime
while I understand that not every researcher can be out hunting for the cure to cancer or AIDS, but is this seriously the best topic they could find to research? Also, I agree with Root of all Evil in "when did virginity become a bad thing?"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(insert darth vader picture here) God dammit! Why did someone have to bump this? I could have been happy thinking I had a good chance and that my mother wasn't lying when she said I am handsome!
Here, here! Stupid sensationalist garbage warping research to sell news media.Anarchemitis said:
But the John Draper tortured past makes for a much higher rating on the boinkability scale. So the 30 year old mad scientist should get MORE lays than the average scientist.tendo82 said:
You guys looking to get laid? Go mad, man.
Is it just me or are all these "Science" and "Study" topics on Escapist against the user base of the website? If I'm not mistaken, this is a website for gamers. All these "studies" and "science findings" seem like they'd be detrimental to the self-esteem of readers here.
Also, don't "scientists" have anything better to do? Last I heard, fighting cancer was pretty big.
Also, don't "scientists" have anything better to do? Last I heard, fighting cancer was pretty big.
Ok, seriously, why are scientists wasting their time doing stupid-ass research like this when they could be solving world hunger or something meaningful? jeez...