Scientists Find "95 Percent Proof Of The Existence Of Yeti"

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Next up, yeti hunting.

Come men, grab your rifles and bear-skin hats (made from a bear you PUNCHED to death). We got a new prey.

Crap. they're onto us. I'm gonna have to relocate my family AGAIN....

Quick! Pursue this yeti!

 

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

...Todd? Where the hell do they call that thing Todd? And why is that the piece of information that bugs me the most?