A little while ago, there was a minor controversy where the SCP website hosted a pro LGBT flag on their website. This followed an event where they received criticism for an scp article about a trans satellite that reads homestuck and has a TUmblr account. The scp website received a great deal of harassment from right wing trolls as a result of these minor controversies, but thankfully remained steadfast in their support of minority communities. I am glad that the SCP Foundation is willing to stand up for progressive values, and seeks to promote positive representation of various identity groups. In honor of a site that is willing to take a stand against negative stereotypes of minority groups, I will be reviewing the top 5 SCP'S of all time.
SCP-166:
SCP 166 is a teenage catholic school girl. SCP 166 greatly values her purity and virginity. SCP 166 is almost always naked, since the mere touch of fabric is too hard on her porcelain skin. This is problematic, as the mere sight of her puts 100% of males into heat, at which point they will try to forcefully procreate with her. Because this makes her the holy grail for sexual conversion therapists, the SCP foundation must keep her locked away and guarded underground by an all female squad of soldiers. SCP 166 does not require food and water, as she is able to survive off of human semen alone. Regular shipments of human semen are provided by a local sperm bank, though it may also be provided by on site personal in emergency situation (like during a world wide pandemic, presumably). Despite institute restrictions on there being any images of her whatsoever, I found no lack of images online.
SCP-3684:
SCP 3684 is a cowboy sex doll than animates when a subject expresses interest in it (because even SCP's understand the value of consent). It will then make love to its partner, according to their desires. Upon climaxing, it will scream "I'm gonna pump you full of lead!" It will then ejaculate 3 liters (holy shit!) of lead into its partner, impregnating them, regardless of whether they are male of female. The subject will then experience and accelerated pregnancy before birthing another instance of SCP 3684. When one instance of SCP 3684 is having sex, all other instances in the area will migrate to that area and voice interest in taking part in the gang bang.
SCP-847:
SCP 847 is a woman hating mannequin that attempts to hoard all of the men in the area for itself. It will attempt to murder any female on site, as it sees them as competition for the valuable males in the area. When there are only males in the area, SCP 847 will dress in revealing clothing, make audible whimpers, grunts, and moans, and shake in anticipation. For this reason it has a private guard made up entirely of gay men. Only XY men who identify as men may come into contact with SCP-847, as it not only hates women, but is apparently deeply transphobic as well.
SCP-4969 (heheh):
SCP 4969 is a condom that increases the pleasure of the user. It is also guaranteed to impregnate the partner of the user. Readers will recognize that these two things are the opposite of what condoms usually do. Though initially excited by the discovery, the 05 council quickly had the SCP locked away upon realizing that they had gotten their mistresses pregnant after a night out on the club, and she totally was going to keep the baby, and what the fuck are they gonna tell their wife, maybe they can just pay her off, an-
SCP-829:
The article assumes that the user is female, because it is transphobic. SCP 829 is a bottle of nail polish that transforms its user into a dominatrix. When applied to the users nails, the user will immediately seek out a human male victim to seduce and fuck. The nail polish acts as an aphrodisiac for both the user and her victim. She will then tie him down and scratch his body with her nails while he cries out in pain. Eventually the pain of the event will overwhelm the pleasure, and the victim will expire. Turning the woman into a literal man eater, or a femme fatal, allows the bottle to collect a regular supply of blood from its victims.
SCP-166:
SCP 166 is a teenage catholic school girl. SCP 166 greatly values her purity and virginity. SCP 166 is almost always naked, since the mere touch of fabric is too hard on her porcelain skin. This is problematic, as the mere sight of her puts 100% of males into heat, at which point they will try to forcefully procreate with her. Because this makes her the holy grail for sexual conversion therapists, the SCP foundation must keep her locked away and guarded underground by an all female squad of soldiers. SCP 166 does not require food and water, as she is able to survive off of human semen alone. Regular shipments of human semen are provided by a local sperm bank, though it may also be provided by on site personal in emergency situation (like during a world wide pandemic, presumably). Despite institute restrictions on there being any images of her whatsoever, I found no lack of images online.
SCP-3684:
SCP 3684 is a cowboy sex doll than animates when a subject expresses interest in it (because even SCP's understand the value of consent). It will then make love to its partner, according to their desires. Upon climaxing, it will scream "I'm gonna pump you full of lead!" It will then ejaculate 3 liters (holy shit!) of lead into its partner, impregnating them, regardless of whether they are male of female. The subject will then experience and accelerated pregnancy before birthing another instance of SCP 3684. When one instance of SCP 3684 is having sex, all other instances in the area will migrate to that area and voice interest in taking part in the gang bang.
SCP-847:
SCP 847 is a woman hating mannequin that attempts to hoard all of the men in the area for itself. It will attempt to murder any female on site, as it sees them as competition for the valuable males in the area. When there are only males in the area, SCP 847 will dress in revealing clothing, make audible whimpers, grunts, and moans, and shake in anticipation. For this reason it has a private guard made up entirely of gay men. Only XY men who identify as men may come into contact with SCP-847, as it not only hates women, but is apparently deeply transphobic as well.
SCP-4969 (heheh):
SCP 4969 is a condom that increases the pleasure of the user. It is also guaranteed to impregnate the partner of the user. Readers will recognize that these two things are the opposite of what condoms usually do. Though initially excited by the discovery, the 05 council quickly had the SCP locked away upon realizing that they had gotten their mistresses pregnant after a night out on the club, and she totally was going to keep the baby, and what the fuck are they gonna tell their wife, maybe they can just pay her off, an-
SCP-829:
The article assumes that the user is female, because it is transphobic. SCP 829 is a bottle of nail polish that transforms its user into a dominatrix. When applied to the users nails, the user will immediately seek out a human male victim to seduce and fuck. The nail polish acts as an aphrodisiac for both the user and her victim. She will then tie him down and scratch his body with her nails while he cries out in pain. Eventually the pain of the event will overwhelm the pleasure, and the victim will expire. Turning the woman into a literal man eater, or a femme fatal, allows the bottle to collect a regular supply of blood from its victims.