Secret of Monkey Island Turned Into Porn Parody Puzzle Game

Logan Westbrook

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Secret of Monkey Island Turned Into Porn Parody Puzzle Game

Forget insult sword fighting, the in-thing in the Carribean this seasons is apparently sexy pirate Tetris.

If you're in the business of making porn parodies, a twenty-year-old point and click adventure game might not be your first port of call. But apparently, no one told developer Grimmstone [http://grimmstone.com/] that, as it's adapted the LucasArts classic, Secret of Monkey Island for its adult puzzle game, "Sexy Adventures on Porn Island."

Grimmstone's version, titled "The Secret of Spunky Island," has a plot that doesn't seem all that different to that of the original game. Shortplank Hardwood has to complete three simple trials in order to become a pirate, which result in his fateful first meeting beautiful Governor of Scrumm Island, Molly Rhider, as he tries to steal an idol from her house. Sadly, Shortplank's piratical aspirations are interrupted by the appearance of the evil LeBonq and his army of ghost pirates, who all have just one thing on their minds.

Spunky Island's gameplay is rather similar to Tetris, as blocks fall from the top of the screen and the player only has a limited time in which to figure out what to do with them. There is a twist however, as rather than attempt to make lines, the player is trying to align body parts. Each block has a character on it, and the aim of the game is to maneuver the blocks into various X-rated positions. The action is presented as a movie shoot, so by making connections, you move on to different scenes.

As adult material goes, it's not likely to get too many people hot under the collar, but it's not hard to smile at how lovingly tongue-in-cheek the whole thing is.

Source: 1up [http://www.1up.com/news/monkey-island-games-porno-parody]




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Ghengis John

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Scrumpmonkey said:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"
More porn "parodies". Keep them coming, guys. At some point the market has to get saturated.

There is a twist however, as rather than attempt to make lines, the player is trying to align body parts. Each block has a character on it, and the aim of the game is to maneuver the blocks into various X-rated positions.
One day our species will have exterminated itself, and amidst the windblown ruins, an alien surveyor will find a precious record left behind by the planet's former inhabitants. It will be the only document of our culture that remains. This shall be that document.
 

DTWolfwood

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I guess this isn't a bad choice since anyone who still buys porn in a physical format will certainly be old enough to know the game :p

Its stranger for the more contemporary porn "connoisseur" who doesn't even need context anymore.
 

coldfrog

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I'm actually mildly disappointed - with someone willing to take this all the way, this could have been the revival of Leisure Suit Larry! (Especially since his last game or two was terrible) Plus, body tetris was done ages ago with Sextris. I remember being amused by that at least in high school.
 

thisbymaster

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Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an angry penis rip off or something
 

CoverYourHead

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Porn creators are the salt of the earth. Nay, they are heroes, and legends of our time.

Pervert on, you crazy bastards!
 
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thisbymaster said:
Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an angry penis rip off or something
I'm guessing you mean making a game like Angry Birds, but the way you've put it is terrifying.
 

Scrythe

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As I wise man once said...

Yahtzee said:
Never stick your dick in pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna eat because you stuck your dick in it!
 

Trivun

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Scrumpmonkey said:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"
Indeed you do, my friend. Indeed you do...

Seriously. What the bloody hell is this? I mean, why? Just why?
 

GrizzlerBorno

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thisbymaster said:
[sub]Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an[/sub] angry penis rip off [sub]or something[/sub]
O_O
I......what....my...
Just..... just....think about what you said....
 

Jeffro Tull

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Damn... it's like the 80's except it is way easier to access stupid crap like this. lol, my god what is this world coming to... not this! haha get it? not this? haaa? ... nevermind.