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Sell your soul
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Hmmm. Depends on who I'm selling it to. I mean, if it's going to some omni-present, all-powerful entity that, for reasons I can't fathom, really wants my soul, I'll have to ask it what it wants it for first and what might happen if I were to go through on the deal. Barring all that, I'd have to ask for a quiet house far away from any of the current insanity that is civilization with a full garden, several hundred trees, solar powered independence, and the means to defend it all. Preferably with lightning.
If it's just an average guy with a gun who wants my soul, I'll just trade it for a wallet full of fifties and a bottle of top shelf rum. I don't know what he'd do with it, but it can't be much more than I'm doing with it now.
If it's just an average guy with a gun who wants my soul, I'll just trade it for a wallet full of fifties and a bottle of top shelf rum. I don't know what he'd do with it, but it can't be much more than I'm doing with it now.
A box of Cheez-its.Ranooth said:If forced into it what would you sell your soul for? (Imagine it was a real thing if you must)
I would sell mine for eternal happiness for me and my girlfriend
EDIT: Damm you kids today with your ways of trickery!
Off topic, how do you make a .gif your avatar?
EDITED:Scratch all of that previous nonsense. I would just wish for an infinite amount of souls. I would then sell one whenever I wanted for whatever I want.
So in the end I would have immortal life, the power to shape my body to any age I want, the powers of space travel, and make myself a super athlete expert in parkour (I'll keep away from time travel, I don't need any crazy paradoxes), and my friends would get whatever they needed during their lifetime. Provided they want immortal life I'll give it to them, with the reservation that I can sell another soul to take it away from them later, whether it be because they have regrets or they piss me off. I would also like to be able to sell a soul to take away my immortality when if I feel the need to die as well.
So in the end I would have immortal life, the power to shape my body to any age I want, the powers of space travel, and make myself a super athlete expert in parkour (I'll keep away from time travel, I don't need any crazy paradoxes), and my friends would get whatever they needed during their lifetime. Provided they want immortal life I'll give it to them, with the reservation that I can sell another soul to take it away from them later, whether it be because they have regrets or they piss me off. I would also like to be able to sell a soul to take away my immortality when if I feel the need to die as well.
I don't have one to sell, but if I did, I'd sell it for knowledge of the process to make souls. Then I would corner the soul market and make a better soul for myself, and those who swear loyalty to me. I would then seek out whomever I sold my original soul to and have him drawn and quartered to christen the dawn of my new Soul Empire.
A doughnut. Mmmm Forbidden Doughnut....
Realistically, I'd sell my soul for anything I wanted as often as I wanted, I don't believe in one anyway so that simply makes me guilty of not providing advertised goods and services. Sort of like the current Canadian government, or any government for that matter.
Realistically, I'd sell my soul for anything I wanted as often as I wanted, I don't believe in one anyway so that simply makes me guilty of not providing advertised goods and services. Sort of like the current Canadian government, or any government for that matter.