Send Megan Fox to Hell With Dante's Inferno Facebook App

[Tom Goldman]

Send Megan Fox to Hell With Dante's Inferno Facebook App

The Dante's Inferno marketing blitz just does not stop, now with an application released that will allow you to send friends, family, and celebrities straight to hell.

Dante's Inferno is a game that involves hell. Hell has nine circles that are each related to a different sin. If you don't know this already, you must not follow videogame news, because the Dante's Inferno marketing team has been up our collective asses about it for quite some time now.

The newest promotion for the game is a social application for Facebook and the iPhone that allows you to send people to one of the nine circles of hell: Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, or Treachery. People that use the app can then vote to absolve or damn anybody in hell, but votes are limited in number and regenerate over time.

My "hell dashboard" tells me that Megan Fox and Sarah Palin are the most damned people at the moment, condemned to the circles of Lust and Treachery respectively. Even in hell, people can't resist commenting that Palin is a "hottie," which makes me lose a little faith in humanity. There appears to be some method that certain users can actually torment those sent to hell, but I haven't figured it out yet.

The Facebook app is available this website [http://apps.facebook.com/gotohell] to get in on the Megan Fox damning action.


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[Generic_Dave]

Not just damning Megan Fox once, BUT 35 times!!!! Where has this APP been all my life???

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I love this ap!

Seriously. Anything that allows me to condemn Nickleback to virtual hell is fine with me!

 

[Distorted Stu]

Now i know what people ment when they said she was hot!

 

[Redratson]

Burn baby, burn!

Dante's Inferno!!! BURN MEGAN BURN!

on a serious note this is a neat little app.

 

[Sennz0r]

I love this ap!

Seriously. Anything that allows me to condemn Nickleback to virtual hell is fine with me!

You do realise it's spelt Nickelback, right? So if the person who first condemned them to hell actually spelt it wrong, you're all screwing yourself over technically.

Personally I'm glad I got to condemn Twilight to hell tons of times.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I love this ap!

Seriously. Anything that allows me to condemn Nickleback to virtual hell is fine with me!

You do realise it's spelt Nickelback, right? So if the person who first condemned them to hell actually spelt it wrong, you're all screwing yourself over technically.

Personally I'm glad I got to condemn Twilight to hell tons of times.

I know it's speled "Nick' el' back."

Cant a guy maek a speling mistak once in awhil?

 

[Sennz0r]

I love this ap!

Seriously. Anything that allows me to condemn Nickleback to virtual hell is fine with me!

You do realise it's spelt Nickelback, right? So if the person who first condemned them to hell actually spelt it wrong, you're all screwing yourself over technically.

Personally I'm glad I got to condemn Twilight to hell tons of times.

I know it's speled "Nick' el' back."

Cant a guy maek a speling mistak once in awhil?

No. Spelling mistakes are the tenth circle of hell here at The Escapist.

 

[zidine100]

i wonder if we can ironically send ea to hell?

that is if they have a facebook, which a doubt, but hell it would be ironic.

Btw, probably going to be a trick sending you to hell in due time based on judging others.

 

[LTK_70]

Quick, someone do Tim Langdell!

Really now, these Dante's Inferno promotions are getting ridiculous. I'm starting to think they're trying to compensate for something. Like, a very bad game.

 

[Nifty]

Too bad there isn't a level for "Startlingly unattractive but oddly popular."
Both Palin and Fox would fit just fine there.

But hooray for e-hate!

Are you talking about a different Megan Fox?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

God bless the Dante Inferno's marketing team.

 

[True Nero]

that is awesome. farmville being damned makes me laugh

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Aww that's not very nice. Damning people to hell. I mean I suppose it's sorta of a clever concept, but still

 

[AvsJoe]

Why Megan Fox? There are much worse people out there than a kinda hot actress with questionable acting talent. How about Paris Hilton or Britney Spears? Both of them are encouraging young women to follow in their footsteps and are partly responsible for the f*cked-up group of kids in this generation.