Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

Barbas

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Lizmichi said:
I come back to say hi, and the killer has done killed themselves?
Huh, that's uncanny. I was just thinking we hadn't seen you in ages. Trapped in the Xen border world again?
 

FPLOON

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@Aerosteam: Are there any penalties for "not" voting in the Death Awards and "stuff" like that?
 

Lizmichi

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Barbas said:
Lizmichi said:
I come back to say hi, and the killer has done killed themselves?
Huh, that's uncanny. I was just thinking we hadn't seen you in ages. Trapped in the Xen border world again?
Oh no, school just started up again that's all.
 

Barbas

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Lizmichi said:
Barbas said:
Lizmichi said:
I come back to say hi, and the killer has done killed themselves?
Huh, that's uncanny. I was just thinking we hadn't seen you in ages. Trapped in the Xen border world again?
Oh no, school just started up again that's all.
Harrumph! I like mine better.
 

FPLOON

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@Aerosteam: Well, it's not like I can vote for EVERYONE (who's not me) who died and actually wrote a death post to begin with now, can I? :p
 

Aerosteam

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@FPLUTE: I'm not gonna reveal who you voted for (unless you want me to) so no need to worry about hurting anyone's feelings.
 

Aerosteam

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Raundo 59 is now over. I hope you guys enjoyed playing, with what little of you are left. Now, on with the extended cut!
[HEADING=3]How Chaucer died[/HEADING]


He kicked the bucket.
[HEADING=3]What if I died[/HEADING]


Or something along the lines.
[HEADING=3]An interview with my favourite contestant[/HEADING]


Oh wait. The contestant died. There's just a chair.
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[HEADING=1]Neuromancer[/HEADING][/link]
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[HEADING=1]Malbourne[/HEADING][/link]
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[HEADING=1]Caramel Frappe[/HEADING][/link]
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[HEADING=1]Elfgore[/HEADING][/link]
Well I'd say this raundo was pretty successful. Ratings went up by a billionty percent, I was nominated for best game presenter at the SHAFTAs, but more importantly the only person who could stop me is dead. Though it was a very disappointing encounter, it was passed off as a regular murder and nobody questioned the outcome, everyone thought Kira killed himself! Heh, when that happened towards the end it smashed previous records. What morons, the public will eat anything up. I'm sure next season will be even more popular.

Three survivors wasn't too bad. They'll be back here soon enough, and will have to deal with Kira's replacement then.
 

SirDerpy

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@Aero: "An interview with my favorite contestant"

My sides, they hurt.

Also, next season, huh? Bring it, Kira! I'll take what you have to give, anytime, anywhere!
 

Elfgore

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@Aero: Alright, that just got me laughing for a while. A pun so terrible it was fantastic! And did you really like mine? Or did you just like it cause you were in it?

Is this also an all-clear for me to get the next round going?
 

FPLOON

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@Aerosteram: That would be the least thing for me to worry about, though... Besides, I was too indecisive to choose just 3 deaths, anyway...