Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[EvilRoy]

Hold everything! I forgot to give you the votes for the last execution! Also you forgot to ask :| Shame on you all. And me I guess.

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

 

[Fat Hippo]

No one is breeding hippos. They're deadly aggressive, and territorial to the point of attacking anyone who gets near. A hippo will kill you, and not think twice..

Oh come on, I would think AT LEAST twice when/if I killed anyone. Maybe even three or four times. Also, no matter where we are, we were probably there first, so I plead protection of self and property.

...I'm probably not helping my case.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

No one is breeding hippos. They're deadly aggressive, and territorial to the point of attacking anyone who gets near. A hippo will kill you, and not think twice..

Oh come on, I would think AT LEAST twice when/if I killed anyone. Maybe even three or four times. Also, no matter where we are, we were probably there first, so I plead protection of self and property.

...I'm probably not helping my case.

Oh you don't just think twice. You remember it forever, trying to rub your paws together in eternal glee except they can't reach

 

[Fat Hippo]

No one is breeding hippos. They're deadly aggressive, and territorial to the point of attacking anyone who gets near. A hippo will kill you, and not think twice..

Oh come on, I would think AT LEAST twice when/if I killed anyone. Maybe even three or four times. Also, no matter where we are, we were probably there first, so I plead protection of self and property.

...I'm probably not helping my case.

Oh you don't just think twice. You remember it forever, trying to rub your paws together in eternal glee except they can't reach

We don't have "paws" you silly bear-girl-thing. And our appendages can reach other just fine, as we are the most graceful of creatures in all things, even...

Spoiler: DANCE!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

No one is breeding hippos. They're deadly aggressive, and territorial to the point of attacking anyone who gets near. A hippo will kill you, and not think twice..

Oh come on, I would think AT LEAST twice when/if I killed anyone. Maybe even three or four times. Also, no matter where we are, we were probably there first, so I plead protection of self and property.

...I'm probably not helping my case.

Oh you don't just think twice. You remember it forever, trying to rub your paws together in eternal glee except they can't reach

We don't have "paws" you silly bear-girl-thing. And our appendages can reach other just fine, as we are the most graceful of creatures in all things, even...

Spoiler: DANCE!

I wasn't sure what else to call those silly looking stumpy appendages.

Bah, that hippo is being led by a human. Bears can dance unaided:

Spoiler

 

[Fat Hippo]

I wasn't sure what else to call those silly looking stumpy appendages.

Bah, that hippo is being led by a human. Bears can dance unaided:

Spoiler

Yeah...all right, that's pretty goddamn cute.

[small]Bears are such human-pandering bastards.[/small]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I wasn't sure what else to call those silly looking stumpy appendages.

Bah, that hippo is being led by a human. Bears can dance unaided:

Spoiler

Yeah...all right, that's pretty goddamn cute.

[small]Bears are such human-pandering bastards.[/small]

How do you think these human-bear things came to be o__o

 

[Fat Hippo]

I wasn't sure what else to call those silly looking stumpy appendages.

Bah, that hippo is being led by a human. Bears can dance unaided:

Spoiler

Yeah...all right, that's pretty goddamn cute.

[small]Bears are such human-pandering bastards.[/small]

How do you think these human-bear things came to be o__o

Well...now I'm not sure who to judge more, the bears or the humans. You're all a bunch of freaks.

 

[gritch]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

More like Vencorpse now

Also as a shady little spy whispering secrets and laying low you're probably a nosferatu

 

[crimson5pheonix]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

More like Vencorpse now

Also as a shady little spy whispering secrets and laying low you're probably a nosferatu

That's all vampires, Nos are just best at it. I was caught, thus I can't be Nos.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

More like Vencorpse now

Also as a shady little spy whispering secrets and laying low you're probably a nosferatu

That's all vampires, Nos are just best at it. I was caught, thus I can't be Nos.

We just have some kind of unholy killer. Or maybe some kind of holy killer here to ruin our unlives guided by some divine jerk.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

More like Vencorpse now

Also as a shady little spy whispering secrets and laying low you're probably a nosferatu

That's all vampires, Nos are just best at it. I was caught, thus I can't be Nos.

We just have some kind of unholy killer. Or maybe some kind of holy killer here to ruin our unlives guided by some divine jerk.

Who spends 7 points on true faith, honestly? The jerk.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

0 Snekadid
0 Dirty Cop James funs
0 Demagogue
0 Caramel Frappe
0 Headsprouter
0 crimson5pheonix
0 Armadox
0 Twintix
0 Jux
0 Scars Unseen
0 TizzytheTormentor
0 FPLOON
6 Gritch
0 tf2godz
0 Fractral

Y'all a bunch of bullies! What'd I do wrong? I just wanted to be alone with my waifus.

[sub]I'm a little drunk right now...[/sub]

A supposedly innocent man wanted you dead and we listened. His blood spoke to us.

You stop that now, this is not turning into a game of Vampire.

It started with blood in pick jars, it's far too late to object now as we do things with your corpse.

If anybody tries to be a Toreador I will have a Giovanni raise me just to pummel them.

You're just jealous they're prettier than you, you Nosferatu.

Psh, Ventrue all the way!

More like Vencorpse now

Also as a shady little spy whispering secrets and laying low you're probably a nosferatu

That's all vampires, Nos are just best at it. I was caught, thus I can't be Nos.

We just have some kind of unholy killer. Or maybe some kind of holy killer here to ruin our unlives guided by some divine jerk.

Who spends 7 points on true faith, honestly? The jerk.

The most successful killer of the 71st round apparently