Serial Killer Round 77: Experiment 3-0159: Now with extra Science! Round over! Killer wins!

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[HEADING=2]Test Subject 017 (TizzytheTormentor) is dead! Voting Begins![/HEADING]He was the Medic and now will become - you guessed it - a Trickster. Arbiter may now act.

Everyone has until July 11 10:00 EST to get their votes in.[hr] I wish I had such a warm suit to wear... But regardless getting SCIENCE[sup]TM[/sup]-ing folks.
 

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One further option. The lawyer got a hold of the spy list and has been using it as a shield.

tf2godz said:
I think it armadox because he seems the most likely not be paying attention to the spy list
Again, doubtful. Granted, Armadox would likely off someone on the list to mess with us, however, I don't think he's likely not paying attention if he's the killer. Given that Revnak was offed, suggests the possibility however that the killer knows that the list we have received is false.

Given what Headsprouter is saying here:

Headsprouter said:
I think our killer is desperately trying to cast doubt on our list.

I remember doing that once. Do we still have a hall of infamy or whatever it's called? Being a successful killer seems kind of hard.

The list for which I make no claims in regards to its legitimacy. That's against the rules, right?
Take note of what he is saying first, the killer is trying to cast doubt on the list... Which is exactly what I am doing now. However, it's a possibility that we should probably consider later once we off the hippo/Arms/Frapper.

What does also concern me is his last statement pertaining to claiming legitimacy. Given that he was also voted off, suggests that perhaps there is another list floating about which had his name on it?

Phat_Hippity_Beatz said:
Word up foo's!

Not that anyone will likely listen to me much, but what alibi are you talking about? I'd rather we kill Armadox first, because unless we've all been bamboozled by a fake list again, from my point of view Armadox has to be the Killer.
There you go! Fat Hippo suggests us being bamboozled by a fake spy list in attempt to confuse us into believing there is one, but because he suggested it, it couldn't be him that is the killer what made it. Which makes him the killer what done it!

GRAR!!!

Or, he's onto something with Arms.

#KillArmadoxBecauseHeClaims2HateHashtagsButHasBeenUsingThemThisRoundSoHypocrit
#KillHippoBecauseConsistancy
#KillCaramelBecause*FeelsGoodMan*
#DistrustWary
 

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For those who haven't voted yet, or those wondering about the list...

Because it's me, there is no photo or video evidence. HOWEVER, Headsprouter desperately tried to grab a hold of me with the list that I had posted earlier. That was HEADSPROUTER! THAT DUDE! And when I didn't do anything because I was working, He game it to someone else. who, I do not know, but I'm assuming that it's WaryWolf. I dunno, that fucking cute thing.

Headsprouter was killed, and CONFIRMED! THE SPY!

That List is legit, folks. Would I lie to you? If you feel I would, could you kindly vote someone else? I'm like a tree, terribly allergic to chainsaws and repeated strikes by a sharp object.

002. Fat_Hippo (Living?!)
006. Demagogue (DED!)
009. Caramel Frappe (LIVING?!)
010. Armadox (LIVING?>!)
015. Revnak (DED!)
 

Fat Hippo

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BeerTent said:
For those who haven't voted yet, or those wondering about the list...

Because it's me, there is no photo or video evidence. HOWEVER, Headsprouter desperately tried to grab a hold of me with the list that I had posted earlier. That was HEADSPROUTER! THAT DUDE! And when I didn't do anything because I was working, He game it to someone else. who, I do not know, but I'm assuming that it's WaryWolf. I dunno, that fucking cute thing.

Headsprouter was killed, and CONFIRMED! THE SPY!

That List is legit, folks. Would I lie to you? If you feel I would, could you kindly vote someone else? I'm like a tree, terribly allergic to chainsaws and repeated strikes by a sharp object.

002. Fat_Hippo (Living?!)
006. Demagogue (DED!)
009. Caramel Frappe (LIVING?!)
010. Armadox (LIVING?>!)
015. Revnak (DED!)
Since we haven't heard any protests from anywhere, I'm going to assume you're telling the truth and the list is legit. I mean, it's always possible that Headsprouter wasn't paying attention and died before doing anything, but then we might as well present our throats to the Killer anyway, so what's the point in doubting it?

Anyway, I'm going to be voting for Armadox. I know it's been a quiet round in terms of shenanigans, but Arma has probably just been too busy for his usual hijinks. I don't really have a reason why it couldn't be Frappe, or me, but we should unify our votes in any case.
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
BeerTent said:
For those who haven't voted yet, or those wondering about the list...

Because it's me, there is no photo or video evidence. HOWEVER, Headsprouter desperately tried to grab a hold of me with the list that I had posted earlier. That was HEADSPROUTER! THAT DUDE! And when I didn't do anything because I was working, He game it to someone else. who, I do not know, but I'm assuming that it's WaryWolf. I dunno, that fucking cute thing.

Headsprouter was killed, and CONFIRMED! THE SPY!

That List is legit, folks. Would I lie to you? If you feel I would, could you kindly vote someone else? I'm like a tree, terribly allergic to chainsaws and repeated strikes by a sharp object.

002. Fat_Hippo (Living?!)
006. Demagogue (DED!)
009. Caramel Frappe (LIVING?!)
010. Armadox (LIVING?>!)
015. Revnak (DED!)
Since we haven't heard any protests from anywhere, I'm going to assume you're telling the truth and the list is legit. I mean, it's always possible that Headsprouter wasn't paying attention and died before doing anything, but then we might as well present our throats to the Killer anyway, so what's the point in doubting it?

Anyway, I'm going to be voting for Armadox. I know it's been a quiet round in terms of shenanigans, but Arma has probably just been too busy for his usual hijinks. I don't really have a reason why it couldn't be Frappe, or me, but we should unify our votes in any case.
If I've been to busy for hijinks, wouldn't I also be to busy to fake evidence of my innocence? Also.. Who'd give me another round so soon after the last one I did? I think it's a farce, and Wary and Headspouter are in cahoots. #KilltheWolf

Caramel Frappe said:
@Armadox: You're killing me here man ... fix your Avatar. It's making me want to vote you just because you're Avatarless.

You feeling me?



Pubclub ate my avatar... ummmhmmmm.
 

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@Some Arma That He Used To Know: That's no excuse! Back that shit up!!
 

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@Become a Tent:

Yeah, I gathered Head gave you that list. Thing is, I got that list from *another* source. One who wanted me to be a little ***** and give it out in order to get people voting, which is why I confirmed the list earlier.

What I am insinuating is that yourself and this other, more sexy person have altered the list to only include innocents, because you're both in league with the killer. Given the fact we've offed Headsprouter and the killer offed Revnak suggests the possibility of general betrayal.

Who is that more sexy person?

It's definitely not me.

#KilltheWolf

BeerTent said:
I dunno, that fucking cute thing.
St-stupid tent! It's not like I want to erect you or anything...

Armadox said:
If I've been to busy for hijinks, wouldn't I also be to busy to fake evidence of my innocence?
Can always get your lawyer to do it.


@Gritch-i-kun:Obligitory hidden message.

You're being too nice, with your omelet rice. If it were me, it would be:
[HEADING=1]No one is voting!

If you haven't voted yet:[/HEADING]


I voted nice and early just for *you* Gritch-i-kun... Tell me I'm a good girl.

Because when I'm good, I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm Better!
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Someone's been executed![/HEADING][hr]I got nothing. Must be heat stroke from playing Pokemon Go yesterday. Here you go:
 

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This place was garbage. Whatever science they were doing here, what did they need a hippo for? Had they never heard of endangered species? I could feel the bloodlust welling inside me, driven by my need to escape. I was going to get back at them for locking me up!

I had my eye on one of the other subjects. I was almost sure it was him who was killing us and keeping us trapped! I snuck up on him, opened my massive maw and got ready to bite his head off, but in that moment, I was seized from behind.

"Sorry mate, the vet called, looks like you need to be put down."

What vet? These people were mad. But it didn't matter, as they butchered me all the same.

I was The Arbiter
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Armadox

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Fat_Hippo said:
This place was garbage. Whatever science they were doing here, what did they need a hippo for? Had they never heard of endangered species? I could feel the bloodlust welling inside me, driven by my need to escape. I was going to get back at them for locking me up!

I had my eye on one of the other subjects. I was almost sure it was him who was killing us and keeping us trapped! I snuck up on him, opened my massive maw and got ready to bite his head off, but in that moment, I was seized from behind.

"Sorry mate, the vet called, looks like you need to be put down."

What vet? These people were mad. But it didn't matter, as they butchered me all the same.

I was The Arbiter
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To be fair, he was planning on killing someone...

#killthewolf
 

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Armadox said:
Fat_Hippo said:
This place was garbage. Whatever science they were doing here, what did they need a hippo for? Had they never heard of endangered species? I could feel the bloodlust welling inside me, driven by my need to escape. I was going to get back at them for locking me up!

I had my eye on one of the other subjects. I was almost sure it was him who was killing us and keeping us trapped! I snuck up on him, opened my massive maw and got ready to bite his head off, but in that moment, I was seized from behind.

"Sorry mate, the vet called, looks like you need to be put down."

What vet? These people were mad. But it didn't matter, as they butchered me all the same.

I was The Arbiter
.
To be fair, he was planning on killing someone...

#killthewolf
I was arbiting going to Arby's arbitrating! It's totally different. Not even in the same ballpark. Cause when I do it, it's justice.
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Test Subject 002 (Fat_Hippo) is dead! Cycle 5 begins![/HEADING]
He was the Arbiter and has now become a Trickster.

Killer and Lawyer may now act.

[hr]
A familiar intercom turns on.

Wait he was an actual hippo? I always just thought he was a morbidly obese gentleman. Oh the demographic data from this experiment's going to be all mess up now! Anyone else not the species I have written down here?

At this a robot shambles into the room. Its sleek white design suggests it was once an advanced piece of technology. Now the thing is held together with copious amounts of duct tape with various other electronics and battery packs strapped together in a barely coherent fashion. It approaches the center of the room and promptly drops a clipboard as well as the arm that was holding it.

It lets out a sound you can scarcely describe. If somehow a machine were to let out a cry of anguish, you imagine this is what it might sound like. Its job complete the robot falls to the ground with a final thud and lies still.

001. Incorporeal Mass waifu Don't stare directly at subject for too long. She gets embarrassed and your brain will begin to leak from your ears.
002. obese human Actually a hippopotamus!
003. Cyborg Vocal system corrupt. Communicates primarily through pre-recorded songs
004. Human I think...
005. Tricaptops Thinks he's actually a scientist! HA! HA!
006. Sperm Smells funny
007. Bubo virginianus
008. Apostate Has a cool necklace
009. Lamia
010. Human (???) Data not available, default picture icon inserted instead
011. Sentient Amoebas Not sure if the exact species but will work under assumption it is a colony of Amoebas. Looks much better with eyes.
012. Box of Soap Pretty sure they're actually just soap.
013. Human Still alive. Despite my best efforts...
014. Human Smells like strongly of ethanol. Not actually a good pimp. I've yet to see any returns from his management of 018
015. Human Dislikes shirts. I understand. I feel the same about pants.
016. Another morbidly obese human Barely fit in culture tube. Spilled developing fluid everywhere when adding to tube.
017. Cat Kept dragging my laundry up and covering people in it. Dislikes belly rubs.
018. Waifu Wolf Mentally unstable but potentially profitable? No profit. Disappointed.
019. Human Has a non-prime number of toes! Very odd.
 

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gritch said:
005. Tricaptops Thinks he's actually a scientist! HA! HA!
I have committed genocide to all of the inferior dinosaurs of my universe, which was everyone but me so I could create the perfect dinosaur race! I created a dimensional portal with nothing but Mad and sticks to destroy others universes and make them in my own image. I created Nazi on multiple earths to do my bidding! I have killed and destroyed multiple Heroes in my wake and killed even hope! I WILL NOT BE INSULTED BY A CHEAP ROBOT!

(precedes to fire a bunch of missles into the dead robot.)
 

gritch

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[HEADING=2]Someone's been murdered![/HEADING]
They had it coming if you ask me. Death post incoming.[hr] @the 'scientist': Thinks I'm actually the robot... HA HA!
 

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@Armadox: I love it.
A pair of animu eyes would make it fit with the theme a little more.