Sexual Experiences you've always wanted to try

zehydra

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This thread is awesome *thumbs up*

*looks at OP's post count*

of course.

Anyway, I've always wanted to be dominated sexually, and as a guy that's kinda difficult to come across.
 

V3rtig0

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At the moment I'm quite content with regular sex. But I wouldn't mind subjecting myself to a threesome with two women. Maybe even one with a guy and a woman (as long as no gay stuff is involved).
 

SonicWaffle

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Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.

OT: Can't really think of much I've not already tried. Well, I can think of plenty of stuff I haven't tried, but nothing I actually want to - I had an ex who was very creative at thinking up sexual things which seemed like they'd just be really unpleasant.
 

Pieturli

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Wait, since when have blowjobs been considered some kind of special practice? Isn't it pretty much a standard part of sex? Anyways, threesomes sound like too much work. I don't think I have anything special I haven't experienced already.
 

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SonicWaffle said:
Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.
Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.
 

Owen Robertson

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Oh wow. This thread. It's going to go places. Places none of us ever wanted to actually visit.

Anyway. I've always had a bit of a thing for exhibitionism. Extrapolate further from there.
"I said my drugs would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go..."

Oh Scarecrow... you so crazy.

OT: I don't know... I'm a virgin so.. sex? I'd like to have sex with an older woman. I'd like to try a threesome, although considering the bias that says a two-woman threesome is erotic and a two-man threesome is "gay" I don't think my chances look good, without me losing face with 50% of my friends. I'd be ok with some minor ass-play like the OP (after all, prostate stimulation can lead to incredible orgasms)... Actually, you know what? I think I'd be ok with having sex with another man, provided I'm the "top". But then you get into the politics of the courtesy reach-around and I don't wanna be grabbin' penis... Back on track, I'd definitely be down for role-play/cos-play sex. I never really got Voyeurism but I was thinking about it today: "It's like being there for porn, only the men aren't hung and the women aren't making hilariously fake noises." I just read through a list of sexual fetishes... I don't feel like doin' ANY of that.

This is a lot to think about. Thanks New Guy!
 

Arcane Azmadi

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If we're willing to dip into the realms of pure fantasy, I've often wished I was a girl so I could try sex lesbian sex. Frankly, I find women so much more attractive than men that I've often envied them, especially how much more fulfilling I imagine they find masturbation (let's face it, men just don't have enough erogenous zones).

More realistically, I've already tried most of the more exotic things I wanted to try. Wouldn't mind trying a foursome (with 3 girls) sometime though, although that's probably in the "unrealistically selfish" department. Sex with an older woman is something I'd like to try sometime as well, although since I'm already 29 myself time is kind of running out for me to be able to find one older than me enough to be meaningful while still being attractive.
 

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Pietari Heliste said:
SonicWaffle said:
Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.
Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.
Yeah? A friend of mine complains he's too big occasionally and I shut him down. Am I being insensitive? Also, what's number one? He's gay?
 

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Arcane Azmadi said:
If we're willing to dip into the realms of pure fantasy, I've often wished I was a girl so I could try sex lesbian sex. Frankly, I find women so much more attractive than men that I've often envied them, especially how much more fulfilling I imagine they find masturbation (let's face it, men just don't have enough erogenous zones).

More realistically, I've already tried most of the more exotic things I wanted to try. Wouldn't mind trying a foursome (with 3 girls) sometime though, although that's probably in the "unrealistically selfish" department.
If you've got time and money you could arrange that in Nevada or the Netherlands.
 

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Having sex with a woman who actually loves me would be a new one for me.

If we're going by pure fantasy: Fivesome (4 girls) would be kind of awesome I think. Thats probably the maximum amount of girls you can "entertain" all at once I feel.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
Vault101 said:
uuuuhhh I don't think this is apropriate..0_0

I'd like to try sex though...I hear its pretty good
I hear all the cool kids are doing it :(
Pffft. Sex is far too mainstream.

Angst induced perma-abstinence is where it's at. :3
 

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If what you really want is something penetrating your ass and a blowjob, are you sure you aren't gay?
 

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This thread is... going places. Places I'm not sure I want to hear about, and yet I read on regardless.
 

Pieturli

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Owen Robertson said:
Pietari Heliste said:
SonicWaffle said:
Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.
Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.
Yeah? A friend of mine complains he's too big occasionally and I shut him down. Am I being insensitive? Also, what's number one? He's gay?
I seem to remember the first one was dryness or some such.

Maybe you're being a little bit insensitive, but I'm sure your friend isn't losing any sleep over it. I wouldn't. Especially if I had my enormous dong to keep me cheerful.
 

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Evil Smurf said:
Strazdas said:
Evil Smurf said:
Well sex for a start, but I am no longer forever alone as of two days ago. So maybe that is in the horison. Assuming it happens, I do like being scratched and bitten when entertaining a woman.
looking at your changed avatar, looks like your forever alone problem was solved by a kitten.
too dark?
I don't know man, I've not seen her's yet ;)
There's a bad meme to be thrown in here, but as I like my place here I will only say it concerns the idea of 'a cat being appropriate in lieu of the current circumstances...' or something of that degree.

OT: This thread is going places, I sometimes wonder if late-night admins make new profiles to do stuff like this just for kicks, but that theory is for another time. I always thought 'love in the shower' was a neat idea, but to this crowd it probably sounds a bit too innocent, eh?

edit: aww hell, a couple posts above me... 60s spiderman, I like where this is going.
 

SonicWaffle

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Pietari Heliste said:
SonicWaffle said:
Evil Smurf said:
First world problems?: your penis is too big.
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.
Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.
He doesn't seem to have any hang-ups about that part of it, though. I've known a few of his girlfriends over the years and never heard any complaints (even though, he being terribly annoying as a person, they complain about every other aspect of him :p), his issue is the idea that people might know he has a large dick.

For some reason he's really shy about it. I just don't get it. If it isn't causing problems sexually, why is it a problem for other people to be aware he needs larger-than-usual condoms?