Song: "Shape of you"
Artist: Ed Sheeran
Release date: 6 January 2017
Genre: Dance-Hall Pop
Chart success?: It's Ed Sheeran, What do you think?
Notes: I don't know if I like Ed Sheeran. He seems like a nice guy,kinda boy band nice. The type where you don't know if they are hiding something dark and terrifying inside them or if they were born with no hate in their body.
That and every song he releases sticks to the charts like a fucking leach, [I still hear thinking out loud. which I may review some day]. The main reason is that he's so in-offensive that radio station will play it and continue his chart success. And "Shape of you" is no different.
First, It's an other fucking Dance-hall Pop song. Like the charts don't have many dance hall as it is. And it's about Ed having sex and talking about it in song. While the music video is about him sumo wrestling and falling in love with his trainer,[Not really related but it's worth a mention at least]. The beat is pretty much a Sia song, but the back up vocals are replaced with claping and bongos, To a hypnotic and boring state.
And Since it's good ol' Ed, Fan girls will be eating this up till summer. And Uk people will never hear the end of ed since big chunks of Divide are on the Uk charts and don't seem to be leaving. And the worst part is that Divide had better songs, Like Galloway girl and castle on the hill. Yet this trend hopping boring mess of a song keeps holding onto #1 while other decent songs are stuck at #2 or #3 even.
2/5 It only follows trends, and does nothing to change them up or make any difference. Kinda like a futuristic COD game, Nothing different. Just more of the same.
Side note: Minus little Yachty's verse, Ispy isn't that bad. We need more happy rap in the charts right now. Everyone's all sad and depressed.
Artist: Ed Sheeran
Release date: 6 January 2017
Genre: Dance-Hall Pop
Chart success?: It's Ed Sheeran, What do you think?
Notes: I don't know if I like Ed Sheeran. He seems like a nice guy,kinda boy band nice. The type where you don't know if they are hiding something dark and terrifying inside them or if they were born with no hate in their body.
That and every song he releases sticks to the charts like a fucking leach, [I still hear thinking out loud. which I may review some day]. The main reason is that he's so in-offensive that radio station will play it and continue his chart success. And "Shape of you" is no different.
First, It's an other fucking Dance-hall Pop song. Like the charts don't have many dance hall as it is. And it's about Ed having sex and talking about it in song. While the music video is about him sumo wrestling and falling in love with his trainer,[Not really related but it's worth a mention at least]. The beat is pretty much a Sia song, but the back up vocals are replaced with claping and bongos, To a hypnotic and boring state.
And Since it's good ol' Ed, Fan girls will be eating this up till summer. And Uk people will never hear the end of ed since big chunks of Divide are on the Uk charts and don't seem to be leaving. And the worst part is that Divide had better songs, Like Galloway girl and castle on the hill. Yet this trend hopping boring mess of a song keeps holding onto #1 while other decent songs are stuck at #2 or #3 even.
2/5 It only follows trends, and does nothing to change them up or make any difference. Kinda like a futuristic COD game, Nothing different. Just more of the same.
Side note: Minus little Yachty's verse, Ispy isn't that bad. We need more happy rap in the charts right now. Everyone's all sad and depressed.
