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Chimpzy said:
Hmm, nice fake gun. That's a Diamondback from Deus Ex HR. Also, use a coaster, ya dickhead.
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It could be real in the sense it’s a physical object. Hell he could even have had an armourer make him one as a conversation piece. But that’s not what really confounds me.

It’s the Diet Coke. No caffeine, no sugar? Jesus Christ man at that point you may as well drink water and get all the actual benefits it provides. You wanna drink Coke? Drink a fucking Coke, maybe Coke Zero, but don’t be that fucking guy who drinks the version of Coke that’s had all that’s good and holy about it removed.
 
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Gordon_4 said:
It could be real in the sense it’s a physical object. Hell he could even have had an armourer make him one as a conversation piece. But that’s not what really confounds me.

It’s the Diet Coke. No caffeine, no sugar? Jesus Christ man at that point you may as well drink water and get all the actual benefits it provides. You wanna drink Coke? Drink a fucking Coke, maybe Coke Zero, but don’t be that fucking guy who drinks the version of Coke that’s had all that’s good and holy about it removed.
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I have a huge smile on my face right now because this is what I told my mom when she was drinking diet caffeine-free coke.
 
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I imagine this is pretty accurate if all the Chuck Norris jokes are to be believed.

 
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Chimpzy said:
Hmm, nice fake gun. That's a Diamondback from Deus Ex HR. Also, use a coaster, ya dickhead.
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Diet caffeine-free coke? He knows that's just dirtwater right?

I can empathize with drinking cola for a sugary caffeinated flavoured drink, or drinking diet cola because you, like myself, have a barely contained caffeine addiction, but drinking diet caffeine-free cola is choosing to consume a bunch of questionably healthy chemicals without getting any of the typical benefits of subjecting yourself to them. And you know that's one night because this guy definitely has a maid.
 
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Squeezed Beef Slurry was my porn name

Also, dude that killed her is way hotter than Mac Millar
 
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And now the channel with song mash-ups is in my Recommended feed. Anyway, this one made laugh out loud at one point.
 
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Gordon_4 said:
It could be real in the sense it’s a physical object. Hell he could even have had an armourer make him one as a conversation piece. But that’s not what really confounds me.

It’s the Diet Coke. No caffeine, no sugar? Jesus Christ man at that point you may as well drink water and get all the actual benefits it provides. You wanna drink Coke? Drink a fucking Coke, maybe Coke Zero, but don’t be that fucking guy who drinks the version of Coke that’s had all that’s good and holy about it removed.
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Especially considering the artificial sweeteners they use do more damage to digestive systems than the typically used HFCS garbage.


 
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Cuz I know the place they're, eh, dancing at. That's not too far from my folk's house. Songs pretty good tho.
 
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