Shipment of Stonking Great Tits Goes Missing

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Shipment of Stonking Great Tits Goes Missing

A shipment of 130,000 fake breasts has gone missing on its way to Australia.

Australian Men's Magazine Ralph the plastic kind you wear on the front of your shirt (here, being modeled by Gazza). [ralph.ninemsn.com.au/]

The free boobs (worth $200,000) were meant to be given away with the January issue, but unfortunately something happened at sea.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado is desperate to find them because, amongst other woes, the magazine's parent company PBL media [www.pblmedia.com.au/] is already in major debt, to the tune of $4.3 billion.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

Well...where would you look in Australia for someone obsessed with jubblies?

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[Caliostro]

Wanted: Fake Tits gone missing.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I thought they meant the escapist shipment!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Whoever stole that shipment did a disservice to keg parties across Australia, but a did a favor for pretty much everywhere else.

 

[Bagaloo]

It gets awfully lonely out at sea...perhaps the crew started having fun with them, and didn't want to give them up?

/innuendos

 

[Chimpa]

I would just love to be there for a MSC Napoli esque recreation salvage operation where a large amount of chavvy families attempt to swindle themselves some free fake boobs.

 

[Myan]

[a href="http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=581#"]

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

"Yarr! This ain't booty...it's...well, FAKE booty!"

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

The Art of Theft 2: Trilby and the Ship of Tits

 

[Lima]

I would hate to see what they do with that many boxes of fake ta-tas!

 

[LesIsMore]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

 

[LesIsMore]

[a href="http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=581#"][/a][/QUOTE]

Woot shameless product placement woot!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

As long as it doesn't go tits up. Then they'd have to do the breast-stroke.

 

[Chimpa]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

As long as it doesn't go tits up. Then they'd have to do the breast-stroke.

bad-dum tshh

 

[WolfLordAndy]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

As long as it doesn't go tits up. Then they'd have to do the breast-stroke.

Please... no more puns... they burn the eyes.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

Dammit! I wanted to make that joke!

 

[meatloaf231]

What... Why? What practical or financial reason would there be to steal fake breasts?

It certainly couldn't be for ransom, so I suppose recreation is the only possibility here.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Imagine finding that box. That would be hilarious.