Shipment of Stonking Great Tits Goes Missing

[Solo508]

I feel sorry that such an unfortunate thing happend to a needy magazine with such a decent sense of humor. Where is the justice in the world!?

 

[xitel]

Wait a minute, a magazine was going to give out fake tits? Why haven't American magazines done that?

 

[ZeroMachine]

Imagine finding that box. That would be hilarious.

:pens box::

"THAT'S what I should get my wife for Christmas!"

(four weeks later)

"A man was found dead in a ditch today. Investigators are unable to find the killer, but the cause of death is fifty pairs of breast implants shoved down his throat. Many extreme feminists have openly praised the act."

.... I'm sorry I couldn't help it XD

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Wait a minute, a magazine was going to give out fake tits? Why haven't American magazines done that?

There are American magazines showing fake tits. Isn't that close enough?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

If the ship sank, I now have a chance at catching a tit fish.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Imagine finding that box. That would be hilarious.

:pens box::

"THAT'S what I should get my wife for Christmas!"

(four weeks later)

"A man was found dead in a ditch today. Investigators are unable to find the killer, but the cause of death is fifty pairs of breast implants shoved down his throat. Many extreme feminists have openly praised the act."

.... I'm sorry I couldn't help it XD

No, I just mean on the basis that you could slap someone with a fake silicon boob. To me, that would be hilarious.

 

[John Tacos]

Not the boobies!!!!!!

 

[Slycne]

If the ship sank, I now have a chance at catching a tit fish.

How could it sink? I think that much plastic could have kept the Titanic afloat.

 

[xitel]

If the ship sank, I now have a chance at catching a tit fish.

How could it sink? I think that much plastic could have kept the Titanic afloat.

Well, if it were silicone then it would sink, but foam-rubber would float. All depends on how realistic they were.

EDIT: Okay, just reread the OP, and yeah, even then those are sometimes heavy rubber and not plastic.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

this whole thread has me laughing so hard my sides hurt. Maybe the thief wanted to get really in touch with their feminine side perhaps? Although I do have to agree is this really that great a loss, and not only humanity's sadness for the shipment, but it is even sadder still somebody felt the need to steal the booty. Ok no more bad puns, I promise!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

If the ship sank, I now have a chance at catching a tit fish.

How could it sink? I think that much plastic could have kept the Titanic afloat.

Well enough point, but I still like the idea of a tit fish.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

My guess?

Yahtzee is trying to fullfill his fantasy .as prophecized in his Saints Row 2 review which he likened to "Wrestling an excitable dog in a pool full of disembodied breasts."

This is probably the closest he'll ever get.

 

[Myan]

[a href="http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=581#"][/a][/QUOTE]

Woot shameless product placement woot![/quote]

:D I figured it was appropriate to the thread topic.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I hope someone's sailing on a mammary raft somewhere.

As long as it doesn't go tits up. Then they'd have to do the breast-stroke.

bad-dum tshh

No, not just "bad-dum tish," but a website that does it for you.

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[electric discordian]

The obvious puns in this thread will obviously have there Knockers, but the will certainly stick in the mammary!

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Shipping containers full of stuff go overboard all the time. Here in the Pacific Northwest, we'll get these periodic wash-ups of inexplicable stuff. The last time I went to the beach, it was covered with little pastel plastic squeeze-bottles. The next big storm, I should go beach-combing for boobies. If they haven't washed up already, Ralph might want to go looking for them here. [http://science.howstuffworks.com/great-pacific-garbage-patch.htm]

 

[LesIsMore]

[a href="http://www.splitreason.com/productdetail.php?id=581#"][/a][/QUOTE]

Woot shameless product placement woot![/quote]

:D I figured it was appropriate to the thread topic.[/quote]

No question it is. Incidentally, why not buy a Zero Punctuation t-shirt?