MaxTheReaper said:
Time Travelling Toaster said:
MaxTheReaper said:
It's not what you've done to me, but what you've done.
Thanks, you've ruined my sense of safety. Now I know I'm fucked, owell hopefully I'm near the far end of the list so I can hide.
I start in the middle and work both ways.
A random person said:
And to Max, first of all, sorry for posting and thus ruining my 666 posts, and second, your motto is dead on for what people are like: smart alone, retards together.
It happens, and thank you.
I thought it was pretty neat.
The Volume said:
Well aren't you just adorable, I just want to pinch your cheeks and eat you up. Anyway, allow me to correct this personification of a wasted life. You're just upset because you would actually have to get smarter to be a retard. It's similar to how a migrant worker would have to quadruple his pay to go from "Filthy-Mexican poor" to just regular poor. You would have to raise your IQ about 50 points to go from "starts-fights-with-ceiling-fans retarded" to "window-licking retarded."
But don't feel too bad, you do serve a purpose. If it weren't for you, people who are genuinely mentally challenged would have no one to look down on. I bet that guy from Life Goes On just read this and thought, 'At least I'm not that guy.' Then he went right back to eating an extension cord.
Not bad, but you put way too much effort into that.
It shows.
Anyway, it doesn't matter what you think, because what you've said has already proven my point.
I made a post, you flamed me, that makes you the troll
Not bad, but you put way too much effort into that.
It shows.
You totally busted us. This whole thing is a scam. I may be racist, and I may be a bastard, and I may be an asshole, but...I forgot where I was going with that. Regardless, you're an idiot.
Nice work on that last sentence, by the way. It's obvious that you simply put on a blindfold and repeatedly hit the keyboard with your pudding spoon, yet you still managed to make some words. You didn't create a coherent thought, but with a little work and some patience from the teacher that typically just teaches deaf and blind children how to say "food" and "bathroom," you'll be sleeping in a bed without restraints any day now.