Skyrim - My Wife Sleeps in the Basement

CRRPGMykael

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OK I am currently on my third wife (the first two were brutally murdered by an unknown werewolf and left naked with the nude patch...how terrible) and it's that housecarl chick from Solitude. It pisses me off so much that she sleeps in the basement. Like, WTFUX?!
 

JesterRaiin

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BTW : i understand we're dealing with "one spouse at the time" situation here ?

CRRPGMykael said:
OK I am currently on my third wife (the first two were brutally murdered by an unknown werewolf and left naked with the nude patch...how terrible)
Let me guess ? Vegetable stew wasn't your thing, right ? ;)

Also :
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2224
 

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WolfThomas said:
Do you have the Housecarl as well? Jordis Shieldmaiden. I found once I got her my wife moved back up to the main bedroom. Still no extra sleep bonus (Aela is a werewolf though).
I have the housecarl but my wife is in the basement, I don't think the housecarl sleeps...at all. That's why I moved out of Breezehome Lydia was WAY too creepy.


El Poncho said:
Get your pickpocket to 100, steal her current clothes, then give her the new clothes.
Thought about it but I'm not gonna waste that many perks just to make my basement wife look good.
 

Lil_Rimmy

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But..... But.... Butt.. Buut....

WHERE IS RAJ?

Quick, check the couch, he mightbe invisible
 

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Shotgun Guy said:
WolfThomas said:
Do you have the Housecarl as well? Jordis Shieldmaiden. I found once I got her my wife moved back up to the main bedroom. Still no extra sleep bonus (Aela is a werewolf though).
I have the housecarl but my wife is in the basement, I don't think the housecarl sleeps...at all. That's why I moved out of Breezehome Lydia was WAY too creepy.


El Poncho said:
Get your pickpocket to 100, steal her current clothes, then give her the new clothes.
Thought about it but I'm not gonna waste that many perks just to make my basement wife look good.
You're not only making your wife look good, but you also have the power to make the whole of Skyrim lose it's clothes!
 

ShindoL Shill

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i once lost my wife... i was running around breezehome in full dragon scale armour, glass sword drawn...
she was sitting behind the bedroom door eating cake with Lydia. i swear, they both looked at me with a "What a crazy fucker" expression.
 

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El Poncho said:
Shotgun Guy said:
WolfThomas said:
Do you have the Housecarl as well? Jordis Shieldmaiden. I found once I got her my wife moved back up to the main bedroom. Still no extra sleep bonus (Aela is a werewolf though).
I have the housecarl but my wife is in the basement, I don't think the housecarl sleeps...at all. That's why I moved out of Breezehome Lydia was WAY too creepy.


El Poncho said:
Get your pickpocket to 100, steal her current clothes, then give her the new clothes.
Thought about it but I'm not gonna waste that many perks just to make my basement wife look good.
You're not only making your wife look good, but you also have the power to make the whole of Skyrim lose it's clothes!
That's a good point but I'm level 41 and leveling has gotten reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly slow at this point, so it is a huge commitment, maybe I'll just start training things I don't do at all, except that will probably end with my face being ripped off in every battle.
 

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-Damn elves...I bet they had something to do with this.
-My wife used be like that...Then she took a arrow to the knee.
-I guess somebody stole her sweettroll.
(Okay you can start hating now)
 
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im really happy with my wife i was just walking on the dock one day and there she was taning man she could tan and that tail! she could move that tail soon i kill some orcs for her and we were in love

Argonian love...

also she gives me money every now and again so thats good to
 

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Your virtual wife sleeps in the basement!!!! :mad:

I thought this thread was about you being so into skyrim your wife went and slept in the basement. Don't make misleading titles please ;)

On topic I have nothing to commment actually because I haven't played the game.
 

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Johnny Reb said:
eh i married Vilkas. we sleep together while we're both wear our plate armor :)
Well, that's one definition of 'safe sex'.
 

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I've caught the Raj virus as well. Where art thou?

OT: I also was expecting Marriage to not be that great based on everything, but I'm still disappointed in how it even managed to fail my low expectations. All they really are is glorified house decorations.

I married some random chick in Whiterun (because I couldn't find a lizard man to make sweet sweet lizard love with), and yeah. I was thinking maybe she would have something funny to say, or at least sleep in the same bed with me. Hell, maybe even walk around the house only in her underwear (I make a point to do that every time I go to my house. It's a way to maintain dominance).

Also, Lydia sits in my room whenever I'm in there. I feel like she's the reason me and my wife haven't made sweet sweet love yet. She's tearing my relationship apart.

She must go
 

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Well i moved my wife into my home in Riften, and that was fine. Until of course i found iona the housecarl watching her sleep. Which i thought was weird. A month later i come home to find them BOTH sleeping in my bed...

My wife is a lesbian... fan-fucking-tastic.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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Well it's nice to have an extra all day shop as well as being given over 1000 gold on occasion. I even get pie!

I don't think Farkas sleeps though...might be because of his 'illness' :< I do consider all my loot well guarded however...
 

ShindoL Shill

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Johnny Reb said:
eh i married Vilkas. we sleep together while we're both wear our plate armor :)

like this? sounds... fun.
xXxJessicaxXx said:
Well it's nice to have an extra all day shop as well as being given over 1000 gold on occasion. I even get pie!

I don't think Farkas sleeps though...might be because of his 'illness' :< I do consider all my loot well guarded however...
plus you get a free puppy!
my... last one died. damn you imperials!!!
 

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Shotgun Guy said:
That's why I moved out of Breezehome Lydia was WAY too creepy.
Every damn time I walk into Breezehome Lydia is walking across the top of the stairs towards her room. I keep checking my bedroom for traps! If she doesn't chill the hell out she is going to get an arrow in the knee.
 

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My partner just sits in the kitchen, eating bread. All. the. time.

Then you walk upstairs and Lydias sitting behind the door and she's like "OHAI MY THANE" and Im like OH GOD WHERED YOU COME FROM?! I mean I like it when a house is organised and has a way of doing things, but come on!