I've caught the Raj virus as well. Where art thou?
OT: I also was expecting Marriage to not be that great based on everything, but I'm still disappointed in how it even managed to fail my low expectations. All they really are is glorified house decorations.
I married some random chick in Whiterun (because I couldn't find a lizard man to make sweet sweet lizard love with), and yeah. I was thinking maybe she would have something funny to say, or at least sleep in the same bed with me. Hell, maybe even walk around the house only in her underwear (I make a point to do that every time I go to my house. It's a way to maintain dominance).
Also, Lydia sits in my room whenever I'm in there. I feel like she's the reason me and my wife haven't made sweet sweet love yet. She's tearing my relationship apart.
She must go