Skyrim: Which NPC's did you kill off?

[Black Arrow Officer]

We all have "those" NPC's that sully our experience like a wet towel. So, who did you ruthlessly murder for whatever reason in Skyrim?



Nazeem-"Do you get to the cloud district very often?" Killed him by casting fury at him, resulting in him going berserk and attacking random NPC's. A guard came to stop him and shot an arrow through his heart.

Dark Brotherhood-I may be an evil assassin, but I don't need to join some weird assassin cult to show how evil and assassiny I am. I'm the only one in Skyrim who gets to choose who dies, not Astrid, not the Night Mother, only me. Killed them one by one in their own hideout. Yeah, "badass assassins" my ass.

All killable Thieves Guild members-I hate any kind of "order" that revolves around illegal activities. I do my best to wipe them all out. I just want to leave all of them with their throats cut ear to ear, like the Dark Brotherhood, but the cruel mistress Skyrim won't let me. I hope their hideout floods and the unkillable members of the Guild are swept into a maelstrom.

Frodnar-Pulled the ultimate prank on him by killing both his parents in front of his very eyes, then burned him to death and trapped his soul inside a gem. Fate worse than death indeed.

Hod-In the middle of the night, I infiltrated Hod and Gerdur's house and startled them by unleashing my Thu'um. When they woke up, I decapitated Hod.

Gerdur-After killing her husband, I stabbed her in the stomach with both my daggers.

City Guards-I respect the job they do, but I got to raise my Sneak skill somehow. They're a good challenge to kill silently and get away with, especially in a crowded city.

Black Briar Family-WHY IS MAVEN BLACK BRIAR UNKILLABLE?!? Whatever, I slit the throats of anyone who carries the title "Black Briar" in their name.

Silver Blood Family-Assholes running a slave labor mine. After "helping" Thonar Silver-Blood, I arrowed him in the back and watched his body tumble down a waterfall.

Khajits-I'm not really a "cat" person. Plus, wandering nomads are practically inviting you to stab them through the spine while they sleep.

Argonians-LIZARDS??!? WITH BREASTS?!?!?!? KILL THEMWITH FIRE!!! AND ICE!!! AND ELECTRICITY!! AND BLUNT WEAPONS!!!!!!


That's who I've killed off in Skyrim so far. Feel free to share your own!

captcha: Iron Hoof

Iron Will's brother?!?

 

[drh1975]

Maven Black-Briar is unkillable because she becomes Jarl of the Rift if the Imperials win the civil war.

 

[solemnwar]

I kill bandits and Dark Brotherhood victims. Oh and that serial killer guy.

The only really non-quest related murder was that ***** in Solitude's clothing shop. My GOD did I hate her. >8|

 

[BathorysGraveland]

I only really kill people who piss my characters off. So, if I'm playing a nationalist Nord character, he ain't exactly going to be annoyed with what Ulfric has to say (even though in reality, I don't share his views) but you can bet your arse he will destroy someone who threatens him or his heritage.

I'm also playing a pro-Empire Khajiit, so of course if he gets a chance, we'll butcher anyone who has racial hatred towards him (even though he himself is racist against both Orc and Argonian).

I tend to not kill named people unless they either give me no choice or I need to for whatever reason. The world feels empty enough as it is, without having more space unoccupied because the owners were slaughtered. So yeah, generally I just kill whoever the character I'm playing would kill.

 

[Shakomaru]

One day I walked into Riften and half the NPCs were dead on the ground. So I looted them and killed everyone I could in the bar with werewolf mode.

 

[HarryScull]

all of them...
then i stripped them naked...
and put them in sexual positions...
leaving just the children alive to witness the horror...
of their dead dad having an affair with the dead tavern whore...
while their dead mum was dead lap dancing the dead teacher to pay for their useless education...
i let them live so they could warn the next town...
i am coming...

in all seriousness i got bored at around level 30 with a brutally OP character
(step 1. combine restoration with heavy armor, block, 1 handed and dabble in alteration, for max OP get dragon armor a deadric sword and some high level enchants, preferably health absorption) so i decided, fuck it im killing everyone, im really bored of the story and side quest's and this should pass the time until school starts

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Since I play a murderous wood elf assassin, anyone who semi-annoys me.

 

[Saviordd1]

I killed one person dishonorably. During the quest where you get turned into a werewolf I immediately knew that I had a limited time until the effect wore off, so I sprinted to Nazeem, ripped his throat out, and never looked back.

 

[DANEgerous]

Any nord that is raciest. Because fuck that in a land where you accept gay marriage something even we can not accept in modern times, time to start on utopia. Sadly this meand many man deaths.

All the dark brotherhood,fuck them... dogmatic fucks.

All killable imperials at imperial camps, same with stormcloaks because fuck your war bro.

All black briars I can kill

The owner of radiant regiments, yeah do you get many coutermers like that? LOL stupid corpse.

I want the greybeards dead as well, pernicious fucks.

That ***** that comment how dull horses are, horses are fucking epic you whore get a new job, stop bitching or die

All imperial sympathizers I can kill

All Thalmore i can kill


This reminds me i need to kill the headsman/jailer in solitude. He pisses me off. so him soon enough

All the black blood marauders are dead.

Grellad the kind, obvious person that needs to die is obvious

Anyone i can kill that does not let me worship talos.

That fuck that runs the mythic dawn museum.

Any one that whines about a mate they can not have, they are taken get over it! damn you just piss them off now!

I think that may be all. I want to Marry M'aiq (because he is absurd and awesome) and host parties with Sheogorath. We will be govern by a large consul of Companions and the college of winterhold. Cheese for every one! Then we will kill the leaders of the stormcloaks and tell the imperials to GTFO, I am friends with Paarthurnax and the dragons now help Skyrim stay independent and free to all races.

Also the 15-25th of frostfall is now a national celebration called Dovahkiin Gwyl it is more or less Christmas - Jesus (he definatly does not exist here... unless he is Talos some how) and every day you get sweet rolls and bottles of Nord mead each day you get one more than the last and there is of coarse cheese for every one!

 

[wintercoat]

All of them. PC mods are the best ^.^

 

[Zhukov]

Uh... the ones that tried to kill me off.

Whenever I attacked anyone else they just crawled around for a bit then got up and ran off.

 

[Diablo2000]

That Battle-born prick who wonders around Whiterun in Imperial armor... Then since I was a werewolf I eat him corpse. Fuck that guy...

 

[evilneko]

There's this annoying Argonian that's in Solitude. Jaree-ra, I think is his name. He annoys me every time I run past him, saying he's got a job if I'm interested. I'm not interested, dammit, get it through your thick skull!

So, one day, I will strip him of his essential flag and put an end to his annoyance once and for all.

Or I might try that casting fury thing.... nice idea...

 

[KINGBeerZ]

that one guy in whiterun who won't shut up about Talos
All the high elves outside the embassy, they said I was an embarresment to the Altmer
I also once slaughterred the whole of Whiterun with the wabbajack, because I wanted to test it out.
I also once puched a cow in the face, then the whole town came and killed me.....

 

[Astoria]

I sacrificed Lydia to Boethiah without a seconds hesitation. She's was getting too jealous of my marriage with Aela! I also killed anyone who said they were going to join the stormcloaks and any Thalmor wandering around. That was on my good playthrough too. I'm thinking my next character will suffer a psychotic break and just kill everyone who looks at him wrong.