So escapists... what's your porn name?

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This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.
 

ElPatron

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I don't have any pet.

The Artificially Prolonged said:
Dash Murtagh. Eh the Dash part is good but the surname isn't very sexy sounding. Still it is better than my brother's porn name, his first pet was a rabbit called Floppy XD
Murtagh is actually a nice porn surname. Reminds me of Lethal Weapon. You can call your dick Lethal Weapon and say "I'm too old for this shit" after the moneyshot.
 
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Tiger Holland.

Although I saw a version of this that gave me a better one. First pet+Place you first lived.

Tiger Woodborn. I shit you not. It's like Lance Hardwood 2!

captcha: candy apple. Apparently captcha is getting in on it too
 

Tiger Sora

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Amy Robertson??? But I'm a guy....

Well I like the formula of your first name and the street you live on. Tom Woodhill.
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loc978

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Pet name formulas don't work for me, almost all of my pets have been female. Middle name+childhood home street works great, though.
Joe Stanton.
 

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Zany Source/Precious Source/Red Source/whateverthefuckmyotherdogsnameswere Source
i prefer precious source